Lucky for Paris, There are Poles in Germany

76. Dear Paris,

Dance for me princess Paris!
You are so hot!

800 Pound Gorilla

Posted at 2:41PM on Dec 13th 2007 by 800 Pound Gorilla

77. Have to agree with you on that one #4 - also what happened to the shelter for released prison moms and their kids she was talking about opening.

Posted at 2:47PM on Dec 13th 2007 by whateva

78. she is Bright Good Looking & Smart leave her alone bashers problem is we cant all be Paris Hilton Love you Paris

Posted at 2:50PM on Dec 13th 2007 by james

79. Funny no one cares except TMZ... Everyone is bored with attention whores like Paris, Lindsey, and Britney.

Posted at 2:57PM on Dec 13th 2007 by TMZ Please stop talking about this rich bitch!

80. Vat ist this Schwein Hund doing here? Heads vill rrrroll!!!! Heads vill rrroll!!!


Hogan-ese to English translation:
We are Not amused by the pedantic antics of this American pig dog! What is she doing here? I blame this on the perfusion of cheap idolized American media whores upon our delicate European sensibilities. Please remove this trash heap from our fine establishment.

Posted at 3:06PM on Dec 13th 2007 by Col. Hochstetter

81. Very funny (and terribly true) post. However, a "Berliner" literally translates to "Doughnut" in German. One of our presidents made the same mistake when in Berlin. He tried to say it like the you say "New Yorker" , but it doesn't mean the same thing! HAHAHA

Posted at 3:21PM on Dec 13th 2007 by Rose

82. If she can't get the Germans ( a group well known for and proud of their kinky, deviant appetites) to even take a look at her antics, her time has just stood still.

Posted at 3:36PM on Dec 13th 2007 by R.Zimmerman

83. I ♥ ParisI ♥ Paris ♥
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Posted at 3:36PM on Dec 13th 2007 by copy-cat

84. Is there any place in the world where she doesn't have to be the center of attantion?!

Posted at 3:59PM on Dec 13th 2007 by eb

85. Herpes wonky eye infected whore!!! She's a disgrace for human race!!!

She's already infected our country with her herpes and now she's going overseas to infect other countries with STD and genital warts!!!

Posted at 4:00PM on Dec 13th 2007 by Not a Fan

86. Hey post #79...copycat...

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying???

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Paris; the town bike

Posted at 4:07PM on Dec 13th 2007 by mentalmania

87. She needs a few more days in the County jail. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2181126/

Posted at 4:12PM on Dec 13th 2007 by Oh Really!

88. She is a worthless barnacle desperate for attention.

Hahahaha!!..... Barnacle!!



Barnacle : a (useless ) hardened shell that in adulthood attaches itself and leaches off of a providing host

Posted at 4:13PM on Dec 13th 2007 by NYCBabe

89. Cool Boots

Posted at 4:24PM on Dec 13th 2007 by lola62

90. NYC-babe.....good one! I embrace that....Paris the Barnicle... thx....


lol--~

Posted at 4:27PM on Dec 13th 2007 by mentalmania