Lucky for Paris, There are Poles in Germany

America's ambassador of class Paris Hilton pulled on her best leather knee-highs last night -- and wowed a group of indifferent Germans with a playground monkey bars stripper show. She's a swinger!
Paris proved her luggage train was a waste of Berlin manpower -- showing the irrelevance of wearing a dress by pulling her knees up to her chest and flashing her underwear at eye level. Peek-a-boooooo!

Ick! Bin ein Berliner!



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91.

Same old Paris.

I just don't understand it. I don't understand her.

And I'm not going to waste any time trying to figure it out, either.


Posted at 5:09PM on Dec 13th 2007 by OCD

92. Ha ha no one even cares, I really hate this bitch and I think 90% of the world are with me!! Only people who care about her are ones who may get to her money in some way!!

Posted at 4:56PM on Dec 13th 2007 by Donna

93. give the girl a break.

Posted at 12:36PM on Dec 13th 2007 by Tiffany

Sweetheart, Parisite has had more breaks than anyone on the planet. Give her a break, I don't think so. She doesn't deserve one.

Posted at 5:35PM on Dec 13th 2007 by Spurs

94. I never get tired of looking at Paris Hilton. In fact, I'm sitting here imagining her on that trapeze wearing no clothes at all.

thump, thump, thump

squirt, squirt, squirt

Posted at 12:36PM on Dec 13th 2007 by Phony Tony

Better go shave those palms of yours. People that use the Sears catalogue for their business have more class than you. Idiot.

Posted at 5:35PM on Dec 13th 2007 by Spurs

95. mental.....:
burning flesh on the tip of their 'emotion'- and why is she the hoochie? men have gender based encephalitis caused by an external skin problem...to sophisticated?

Posted at 5:17PM on Dec 13th 2007 by copy-cat

96. Quit Haten on her just because you don't live her life that's all that is!!!!!!!!

Posted at 1:32PM on Dec 13th 2007 by Mallory

Ok Kathy, quit trying to defend your skanky daughter.

Posted at 5:36PM on Dec 13th 2007 by Spurs

97. doin' her best to entertain. some ya'll losers all you do is complain. feeding off her frenzy like leeches; go get a life you beaches

Posted at 1:48PM on Dec 13th 2007 by AL

Now Rick, I know you don't think your daughter is trash, but you reallyyyyyy need to open your eyes. Oh, and next time, wear a condom. Please, the world will thank you.

Posted at 5:36PM on Dec 13th 2007 by Spurs

98. copycat.....whoa! what you said...so profound! are you irked? It was a JOKE....this whole topic is a JOKE. chill...out....!

Paris the Barnacle...hahahahaaaaa
have a good evening.

Posted at 1:09PM on Dec 17th 2007 by mentalmania

99. mines a joke too. : ) but it's true.

Posted at 5:26PM on Dec 13th 2007 by copy-cat

100. Apparently, she's in Germany to promote a new champagne in a can, called "RICH." That, AND, 20% of the proceeds DO GO TO CHARITY, so shut up ya'll, give the poor girl a break, she's doing just grand all on her own.

To the retard that actually had enough brain cells left to post this article, I say, there are plenty of real celebrities that promote products, and they don't have to dance on poles like a stripper to do it, sooooo, nice try loser.

Posted at 5:37PM on Dec 13th 2007 by Spurs

101. she is Bright Good Looking & Smart leave her alone bashers problem is we cant all be Paris Hilton Love you Paris

Posted at 2:50PM on Dec 13th 2007 by james

We can't all be Paris Hilton. Well, thank God for that. Why the heck would we want to. I prefer being someone that is not racist, doesn't do pornos, doesn't drink and drive, doesn't do drugs, doesn't treat "the common people" like crap, doesn't think they are God's gift to the world, etc., etc., etc. In other words, anyone but Parisite. Now, if you want to be just like her, well, that is fine. When you become an adult and grow a brain, you will see how wrong you were. Until then, enjoy your idol.

Posted at 5:37PM on Dec 13th 2007 by Spurs

102. Cool Boots

Posted at 4:24PM on Dec 13th 2007 by lola62

Yah, if you're 12.

Posted at 5:37PM on Dec 13th 2007 by Spurs

103. This pics are hilarious. I like how, in a group of men, nobody is even paying attention to her.

Posted at 7:17PM on Dec 13th 2007 by Arrr

104. No one in the picture is paying attention to her. She's such a pathetic piece of trash. Her parents must have really neglected her as a child.

Posted at 6:50PM on Dec 13th 2007 by Jamie

105. DUDE IN A DRESS. EGH! NASTY, DUDE DONT LOOK LIKE A LADY

Posted at 6:58PM on Dec 13th 2007 by BARF & RALPH

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