America's ambassador of class Paris Hilton pulled on her best leather knee-highs last night -- and wowed a group of indifferent Germans with a playground monkey bars stripper show. She's a swinger!
Paris proved her luggage train was a waste of Berlin manpower -- showing the irrelevance of wearing a dress by pulling her knees up to her chest and flashing her underwear at eye level. Peek-a-boooooo!
Ick! Bin ein Berliner!
106. WHY DO PEOPLE THINK THAT SHE IS EVEN CLOSE TO PRETTY OR HOT. JUST BECAUSE US COMMON FOLK CANT GET ON TV OR BE IN MAGAZINES OR PAY LOTS OF MONEY TO HAVE OUR MAKEUP DONE, DOESN'T MEAN THAT WE ARE UGLY. IM PRETTY MUCH A REGULAR PERSON WHO GETS A LOT OF COMPLIMENTS EVERYDAY, SO I DONT FEEL LIKE SHE IS ANY BETTER THAN ME OR ANY OTHER "AVERAGE" PERSON. THIS NASTY HO SKANK , JUST PUTS HER COOCH ON DISPLAY, I DONT GET IT. I REALLY DONT. WHAT IS THERE TO ASPIRE TO, IF THIS IS WHO YOU LOOK UP TO
Posted at 7:03PM on Dec 13th 2007 by OH GOSH HAHA
107. IF YOU WANNA JUMP ON THE HERPIES TRAIN , JUST DO IT WITH HER HIGH PROFILED EX BFS.. SUCH AS AVRIL LAVIGNS HUBBY! OH AVRIL HOWS THE HERP
Posted at 7:03PM on Dec 13th 2007 by JUMP ON THE HERPIES TRAIN
108. She actually had underwear on?Naw, I don't believe it.
Posted at 7:26PM on Dec 13th 2007 by Vintage '51\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
109. GO AWAY PARIS... AND TAKE YOUR LOSER FRIENDS WITH YOU...
Posted at 9:47PM on Dec 13th 2007 by Karie
111. What a no-class lowlife!
Paris is a whore and a skank.
Posted at 11:11PM on Dec 13th 2007 by rockin' johnny
112. She's such a STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPID NARCISIST. It's great to see how nobody cares. Maybe she'll wake up and figure it out. She's a "stripper" at heart, but she just doesn't have the body for it (too skinny). No azz and little boobs don't make for a "watchable" show. That's why the men aren't interested.
Posted at 11:19PM on Dec 13th 2007 by Shar
113. They must have really good blow in Europe, coz thats the ONLY reason you'd humiliate yourself like that!
BTW, that is not a stripper pole and that is not a stripper move. More like an ab, lats and triceps workout.
Posted at 11:52PM on Dec 13th 2007 by Barnacles-R-Us!
114. #62, no, please keep her with you. thanks. :)
Posted at 1:02AM on Dec 14th 2007 by Red
115. Monkey Girl ....
Posted at 6:37AM on Dec 14th 2007 by Uhuhhhuuuuu
116. Paisley40, I will not stand by and let you insult swiss cheese like that!
LOL.
Posted at 10:31AM on Dec 14th 2007 by MisanthropicGirl
117. Not 20% but 1 cent per can goes to charity.
I'm German national and have read in a local paper she said in an interview icebergs should be melted to help against Saharian drought. NO JOKE, she said so! I would have asked back if same should be done with floes. I bet she's dumb enough to say "yes".
Look at the pic..., she plays (?) monkey to get attention.
Posted at 9:29PM on Dec 15th 2007 by me
118. Well, thought I'd oblige and provide you people with an answer to the rethorical question in post #56. So here's your language lesson for today:
How to say "Useless skank" in German -- It's "Nutzlose Schlampe" [nutz-lo-ze shlam-peh]
You're welcome.
Posted at 10:36PM on Dec 15th 2007 by Schweinehund
119. SOOOOOOOOOO sad! I'm embarassed for her since she's too stupid to do it herself.
Posted at 1:16PM on Dec 16th 2007 by Paris is pathetic
120. South Park was right about her. She's a "STUPID SPOILED WHORE"!!!!!
Posted at 9:51PM on Dec 21st 2007 by Jennifer of Anaheim
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