Paris Needs Help Handing Out Food to Needy

Paris Hilton is a giver -- sorta!

On "Larry King Live," the ex-con/heiress swore she was going to use her "celeb" status for good. Now there's a campaign that encourages average folks like us to donate food at any Hilton hotel in the U.S . and have it distributed to local Salvation Armies or churches. Only thing is -- Paris has nothing to do with it. That's not hot!
Paris Hilton Holiday Food Drive
While it's being called the "Paris Hilton Holiday Food Drive," the campaign was actually organized by Mark Dice, the writer of the Resistance Manifesto and leader of the right wing Christian group The Resistance. Mark's inspiration? "She said she would use her celebrity to help those less fortunate," says Mark, "which she hasn't done, so I decided to give her some help." How big of you.



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1. OH SNAP, I LOVE IT!!!
AND HE IS "HELPING" HER!!!

Posted at 3:12PM on Dec 13th 2007 by TheTruthBeToldAnOnlineNameAintWorthFightingOver

2. Here's some more ideas!!: 2 many asians! population control! 60% of the global population! no more room! not enough development! stop at our borders! don't take over america! we want our own country- just like you! we are not crowding your space. not enough of us! SSSSSSSTOPPPPPPP

Posted at 3:21PM on Dec 13th 2007 by Al E. Bamma

3. She can throw in cans of her new canned wine she's been promoting lately. Homeless winos ain't choosy.

Posted at 3:21PM on Dec 13th 2007 by Pimp LeMonjello

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Posted at 3:38PM on Dec 13th 2007 by copy-cat

5. God Bless You, Mark!
For proving her a FRAUD!!!
(Donation Forthcoming!)

Posted at 3:53PM on Dec 13th 2007 by TheTruthBeToldAnOnlineNameAintWorthFightingOver

6. If I hear that one more celebrity is posing as a "do-gooder" asking for the rest of us to donate cans of food, money, and toys 4 tots .....I will freakin scream so loud y'all will hear me from the South border to the North border. Enough already!!! I can barely afford to look after my own needs. Most of us are just 2-3 months away from living on the streets because of the mounting rent and mortgage $$$.

Only delusional dummies and the prez Bush Family in and around Texas promote such charity. The rest of us are street-smart and know how the Salvation Army and the churches distribute the food, clothes, toys, etc. What did the Salvation Army do to the one billion $$ bequeath to them by Joan Kroc (the widow of the founder of McDonald's) just less than 5 years ago? I have no problem with charity for needy people except that I am fed up that charity is going to illegal aliens in my country.

Smell the holiday tree already. Illegal aliens get into the USA because they are part of organized crime. Organized crime doesn't care about laws. Those poor, poor illegal aliens who are convincing us that they only come here for a better life are in reality a part of organized crime. Think about it! Those good things you share from your heart and pantry is going to fuel organized crime.

Hilton Hotels hires illegal aliens rather than pay a better wage and hire USA citizens. Paris Hilton, you are a disgrace!!!

Posted at 3:54PM on Dec 13th 2007 by a pissed Angel

7. Pissed Angel, MY HAT IS OFF TO YOU. Well said.

Posted at 4:42PM on Dec 13th 2007 by Just saying

8. Well, we all know that there is one, and only one charity that Parisite donates to, and that is Parisite. Duhhhhh.

Posted at 5:35PM on Dec 13th 2007 by Spurs

9. Paris gets paid to attend charity events. The only charity she cares about is herself.

Posted at 6:34PM on Dec 13th 2007 by Jamie

10. HAHAHAHAHA I love that Mark guy...hahaha SNAAAAAP Paris! The world is getting so tired of waiting for you to actually do something good that they are making stuff up for you. You better write all these charity names down so you can claim it on taxes and talk about how good you are.

Posted at 7:00PM on Dec 13th 2007 by Val

11. if the atars are willing to donate some useful things or money to the charity, many people who is suffering poverty and hunger will get some rescue, but many stars are chinchy to give even a penny of their great many possession, they are really that sort of peopple!

Posted at 11:31PM on Dec 13th 2007 by lesbo babe coming now

12. Paris said, "I can use being in the spotlight as a platform to do
great things for sooooooooooooooooooo many great causes." Paris
wouldn't be under "any" spotlight IF it weren't for Grandad's hotel
chain and IF she weren't such a media whore. She can't stay away
from a flash bulb...she's addicted to them. Trouble is, she has to
take her clothes off to get attention, cause NOBODY would be
interested otherwise. At least this way she has the attention of the
sleeze balls and the low lifes! Poor Paris, such low self esteem and
so unaware of the fact.

Posted at 2:17AM on Dec 14th 2007 by Shar

13. Dear Paris,

Give me a banana!

800 Pound Gorilla

Posted at 1:04PM on Dec 14th 2007 by 800 Pound Gorilla

14. There once was a man hoping to meet a sweet natured girl.

So, on a hunch, he bought some flowers and went for a walk.

He had no luck finding the girl, so he decided to give the flowers away.

He offered them to passers by, but no one would accept them.

So, he tried giving them to a beggar.

He said to the beggar: 'I was hoping to meet someone, but had no luck. Have these flowers, Your girlfriend or wife might like them'.

The beggar replies 'No. I don't want these'.

Walking down the street, a group of girls pass by. They see the flowers and smile.

It was by the harbour. The sun was shining.

He walked up to this group of strangers.

He said to one of them: 'Hows it going? I was hoping to meet Paris
Hilton today, but had no luck. Would you accept these flowers on her
behalf? Just have them - no obligation at all.'

Another said something under their breath.

'Yes, we accepts' they replied.

The man was hungry and tired. He had to go.

'All the best for the new year' he said and left.

Heading home, he was very happy.

Maybe some day, he will run into that group of people again.

Posted at 7:30PM on Dec 14th 2007 by anon

15. i love paris

Posted at 6:04PM on Dec 23rd 2007 by Logo Designers