Matthew Perry: You Sit Down, Pick a Color!

16. #17. hate to break it to you but CBL was first until TMZ rearanged some posts. DUH!

Posted at 4:20PM on Dec 14th 2007 by jr

17. He's doing it so when his toes curl up you during (you-know-what) they don't snag the blankets/sheets/rubber...etc.

Posted at 4:55PM on Dec 14th 2007 by SuperStarSteve

18.
I still love him! I think he is so genuine and caring and I think he would stick by you no matter what. Love to Matthew from Cindy in Houston, TX.

Posted at 4:56PM on Dec 14th 2007 by Cindy

19. Did he get a discount on the manicure since he is missing the tip of his right middle finger?

Posted at 4:58PM on Dec 14th 2007 by Eman

20. So cute!!

Posted at 5:44PM on Dec 14th 2007 by omofmom

21. Such an ugly putz!

Posted at 8:03PM on Dec 14th 2007 by magic man

22. Oh thank goodness..he is at a normal weight now..

Posted at 8:33PM on Dec 14th 2007 by Priscilla

23. EWWWWWWWW! Real Men do NOT get their toes done, yuck! Go walk in the sand and get a natural manicure, or really, get someone to come to your home. Do you really want women to know you do this??? Is he married? No girl wants a guy who is more high maintenance than they are! Just...YUCK!

Posted at 9:13PM on Dec 14th 2007 by Men Don't Do That

24. Your Conscience... ha ha ha that's funny!

I so appreciate a man that grooms himself.

Posted at 9:25PM on Dec 14th 2007 by Ruby Jackson

25. "Real men don't do that"??? Seriosuly, Strange Poster? Seriously?? What, do you live in the 18 century Iran?

Personal hygiene is hot. Taking care of one's body is a turn-on.

Posted at 9:41PM on Dec 14th 2007 by SmarterThanYou

26. This is the correct way to spell "seriously" thank you! 18th Century Iran, what a come back. Yeah, I'll say it again, Real Men DO NOT do that! Personal cleanliness is NOT the same as a man getting a manicure/pedicure. A shower, soap, shampoo, a shave and lotion is all a real man needs! This is to all the REAL MEN out there who do not need that crap!

Posted at 9:50PM on Dec 14th 2007 by Real Men Don't Do That

27. 18 century Alabama then, baby. Not that it makes a difference, really. Soap and lotion doesn't constitute under personal cleanliness but rather the very least one can do not to stink. A modern social standards necessity, if you will.

And what the hell do you keep going on about, "real men"? 3-D real? 10-major-organ-systems real? Yeehaw, can I slap you and call you Betsy real?

Wake up and smell hair products.

Posted at 10:09PM on Dec 14th 2007 by SmarterThanYou

28. what he doing there? why he did't wear shoes?I just want to tell you, people..he is asking beautiful women to seek rich men on the site seekingsugar.com. Girls, don't be silly to follow him, he is a spammer.

Posted at 10:16PM on Dec 14th 2007 by christ586942

29. Smarter Than You, go read and comment about another personal hygiene story, you seem really into this. You MUST work for a hair care company and buy into that crap they are spewing to get guys to buy their products. Maybe Perry will read these and realize how stupid he looks and how stupid you sound. On to the next story...

Posted at 10:23PM on Dec 14th 2007 by Real Men Don't Do That

30. Awww, the ol' you're brainwashed by this corrosive culture argument. Woe and lose. That's gotta be the prototype of responding without responding comment.

Oh well.

And, yes, I too have this feeling Perry reads every 30- word article about his daily ventures. Furthermore, I'm certain he takes his cues from random people.

Internets. It's crazy!

Posted at 10:44PM on Dec 14th 2007 by SmarterThanYou