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Looking like a character from "Star Wars," a wrapped and bandaged Michael Jackson haunted a Las Vegas bookstore over the weekend. The funk of 40,000 years! 
The mummyish 49-year-old former King of Pop hit up a Barnes & Noble with his three kids -- and it seems 
he may have come fresh from a surgeon's office -- in Iraq! Leave me alone! Jacko's disintegrating face made headlines a few years ago, when he was seen in court -- with a nose that appeared to be falling off. Makes me want to scream!
TMZ is awaiting a response from Jackson's rep regarding the bandages. It's unknown if Michael was able to speak.
Donda West -- The 911 Call
TMZ has obtained the just over eight minute 911 phone call made the day Donda West died. At one point, one woman is clearly overwhelmed and begins hyperventilating as the 911 dispatcher attempts to give instructions on how to perform CPR.
Warning: the content is graphic.
West died last month after undergoing several cosmetic surgery procedures by Dr. Jan Adams. The coroner has performed an autopsy, results are still pending.
Bill Clinton's Secret Service: Screw You!
An autograph hound outside of Nobu in NYC just happened to have a copy of former President Clinton's book, and repeatedly begged the dapper ex prez to sign it as he left the fish house. Watch the footage -- Bill finally tells one of his Secret Service dudes to grab the book -- the autograph hound says, "Is he gonna sign it?" The edgy Secret Service dude says, "No."
Listen to the ink seeker's reaction. Priceless. We're told Clinton did sign the book.
Ryan Seacrest: Primps His Ride
Metrosexual poster boy Ryan Seacrest nearly chipped a nail while fixing a flat tire on Saturday. From flatiron to tire iron!
After a treacherous day of holiday shopping at The Grove mall in L.A., Ryan noticed the flat and wasted no time getting his manicured hands dirty. He's better than Jiffy Lube!
Appears as if Ryan has no problem checking under the hood.
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Charles Almon
SHE WAS THE VICTIM OF A GREEDY INCOMPETENT SURGEON.
Cryssy
I'm not a fan of Kanye West at all, because of his overtly arrogance and hate for our president. He's a performer that has a huge influence on people who cannot think for themselves so I think that it's not right for any celebrity to place their political views on any of their fans. It's all a game to them. But although I don't particularly care for the guy I'm still very sorry for his loss. It's painful to lose someone you love, especially to plastic surgery. And I'm not listening to the 911 call because that would be disrespectful and it's not for the public's ears. If it were for any other purpose besides entertainment then, maybe. But not from a gossip site.
gman
HEY SICK OF IDIOTS THE GOVT IS EVIL AND GW IS THE ANTICRIST AND IF YOU DONT THINK THAT THEN WAKEY WAKEY CHOCOLATE CAKEY. IDIOT YOU PROBABLY VOTED FOR HIM IN THE LAST ELECTION MORAN.
Ann
It's a shame that Dr. Donda West, an educated woman, would surround herself with a bunch of hysterical dummies who can't even follow simple instructions from the 911 technician As people move up in the world, it's sometimes necessary to upgrade one's friends as not doing so can be a matter of life or death. Dr. West's friends wasted valuable time in the beginning by not listening to the 911 technician. Had they been listening and started CPR promptly, Dr. West may have survived. I know they probably panicked and are geniuinely good people who meant Dr. West no harm, but the events on the recording are really pathetic.
Suzie
That woman who called 911 pertaining to Ms. West, needed to keep her mouth shut a listen to this dispatcher; she couldn't even answer simple questions. He already had an ambulance on the way. The 9 minutes that woman rambled on other people could have died because she was tying up a 911 line. She was of no help whatsoever. I feel sorry for that disptacher who was simply trying to get some answers from her.
Diana
I thought I was going to scream! After 6 min. anyone would have permanent brain death. This went on for over 7 min. The dispatcher should have been more agressive and told the woman to get someone else on the phone and for everone to shut the "F" up. I worked in the medical field for over 25 years and I can tell you there is a good chance that if someone had listened to the dispatcher this woman might have been saved. Please people....learn CPR. And......learn to calm down and listen. This is the one time that someone MUST TAKE CHARGE. God bless Mr. West. This was needless.
Jackie
Re Debra re #12 actually not only did the written article before the tape state an occupant of that room was in fact hyperventillating but the caller to 911 dispatch also advises that lady to stop & breath and that she didn't "need this NOW" (while trying to revive DR West! So go back & read the article then reveiw the call-that chick needed to exvuse herself, find a paper bag and resucitate herself so the caller could focus on one emergency at a time-thanks!
Shocked!
That call was so very scary and it reminds me that it is important to be surounded by level headed, inteligent people. Why did they wait soooo long to start CPR? I am amazed, shocked and disgusted. I think that the people around her were clueless & afraid and should have listened to that operator from the start of the call. May God help Kanye West and the rest of his family.
Suzie
ROFL - When was Michael Jackson ever normal? He does not know the meaning of normal.
JennAnustown
Wacko Jacko's inner ugliness is working it's way to the outside. That's what is the matter with his face
Jackie
And please excuse the typo's-just don't appreciate being corrected by someone who hasn't done the simplest research that all the others have!
heymissy
I didn't even have the nerve to listen to the call. I would not want that call made public is it was my loved one who died. Kanye is a supreme blowhard, but we all dread having to lose our parents. My heart goes out to him. Too bad nobody knew what the HELL they were doing in that situation!
Suzie
I can't believe the woman on the phone making a call to 911 pertaining to Ms. West. She needed to keep her mouth shut and listen to the disptacher. He already had an ambulance on the way That had to be so frustrating for the dispatcher. The 9 minutes that she tied up a 911 call, another person could have died because the 911 lines were busy. She should be sued for the death of Ms. West.
Chuck
is that Kanye's mom or dad in the picture? Kanye's facial hair is lighter than him/her...
Gene
What kind of pigs think this is entertainment? Don't give me that "it's news" crap, it's pandering to the lowest common denominator.