Paris: DUI Learned My Lesson

This skank is so OLD news Get a life Harvey Put info on REAL celebs

Katie Daryl FIRST!

So that makes her smart or what? LMAO

Skanky woman has to leave the country for fans anymore, best thing since toast.

Comment to the nasty spot between her legs

Harv - Not you.

Bummer, just when wrapping a car around around a pap was an option! She'll still mess up, just watch.

Way to go Paris! Party your heart out, but don't drive!

Good for her!!
23 days paid off...

She's getting uglier by the day.

TMZ is still posting stories about Paris Hilton ? WTF, no real celeb news? no real celebs to report on with the writers strike, etc. Come on TMZ, let's see some stories on other than this 20something has been.

not that i like her or anything but good for her. woot woot.

Does this person ever do anything other than party and shop??????

I have yet see her contribut ANYTHING to this world and yet she has the resources. She has proven to be totally worthless!

There is a human waste problem in LA.



Regards

Okay P. fans,

Remember,
Coherent sentences...

Dear Paris,

I am glad you have a driver now. That is a good way to stay out of trouble.
I hope you don't drink too much now.
We 800 Pound Gorillas love you Paris.

800 Pound Gorilla

Truth, you're really, really asking for a lot there, don't you think? Good luck though! Blathering idiots are often fun to watch, especially Parisite and Brit fans! Short bussers, if they even went to school. Just like their ho heroes.

it's a shame she is still hurting herself with her hard partying ways but at least now she isn't putting other people's lives in danger. (unless all the paps chasing her count). but maybe this is a start of something good and hopefully others will follow her lead in hiring a driver.