Paris: DUI Learned My Lesson

31. GO PARIS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOHOOOOOO

Why would you assume that people that hate Parisite are poor. Oh, I know why, because you are only 12 and mommy and daddy haven't taught you how to use common sense. Idiot.

Posted at 12:06PM on Dec 18th 2007 by Spurs

32. she parties with greasy bear? how hard up for friends can you get....??

Posted at 12:08PM on Dec 18th 2007 by Malibu

33. It looks like the gurl needs to hire some designated friends too. Loser.

Posted at 12:09PM on Dec 18th 2007 by Unhinged

34. greasy bear is hot!

Posted at 12:29PM on Dec 18th 2007 by jen

35. Yes, I'm a normal hard working girl that makes an okay living but I guarantee I do more for my community and beyond in one day than that worthless parasite has done in her entire life. Now that's pathetic.

Besides "me", shouldn't you be in school? Dialing the Truancy Judge...

Posted at 12:29PM on Dec 18th 2007 by Dawn Day

36. Dear Paris,

I ♥ Paris.

800 Pound Gorilla

Posted at 12:38PM on Dec 18th 2007 by 800 Pound Gorilla

37. When it comes to Paris partying still for one so what? As long as she isn't hurting herself and or anyone else let her have her fun. There's plenty of very prestige business people who will go out and network at parties at which they'll be serving alcohol and they'll have drinks. She's just 26. She's a young woman, who is free of obligations in terms of any children or anything.
Also she never once said she'd quit partying completely. She said she would party less and she has been definitely. And two when it comes to her charity work she has been doing plenty of that but of course people would rather pay attention to the negative than the positive. It's one thing I'll never understand. When she does something positive it's immediately overlooked but the second she makes a mistake it's immediately everywhere.

Posted at 12:57PM on Dec 18th 2007 by Brittany

38. Brittany, please supply details of skanks said charity work. She did stand up and let people bid on her at one event. She was paid to promote the canned wine, the company is donating the 20% of sales. She just made money off promoting it. If she ever really does do anything charitable you can be sure press releases will be flying.

Posted at 1:27PM on Dec 18th 2007 by CB

39. IS THAT HER NOSE, OR IS SHE PLAYING SAXAPHONE ?

Posted at 8:22PM on Dec 18th 2007 by the hungry hefer

40. Paris has never been convicted of DUI. All the retards who post on here are showing just how dumb they are and how much Harvey "the king of yello journalism" Levine sucks by continuing to print this lie to get a rise from the morons who post here.

There is plenty she can be criticized for but you clowns should at least honor the truth.

Posted at 1:53PM on Dec 18th 2007 by Stump

41. Way to goParis.....I've always said these so called "celebrities" can drink if they want to but for God's sake hire a driver.
If you can't hire a driver then you must not be much of a celebrity.....

Posted at 2:37PM on Dec 18th 2007 by SamanthaD

42. Good for you Paris!!! You learned drinking and driving is bad. Next week we will teach you how to tie your shoes. Good girl.

Posted at 2:54PM on Dec 18th 2007 by Let the idiots praise the idiot for learning something everyone else already knew

43. Is that one of her wizened old nursing dog nips showing on the right? Ewww. Maybe it's just a false sighting. So used to seeing them pop out all the time, you know.

Posted at 3:49PM on Dec 18th 2007 by R.Zimmerman

44. I HATE THIS BITCH.

Posted at 3:52PM on Dec 18th 2007 by Rik

45. hmmmm, you break your probation for a DUI?!?!? how is that not going to jail for DUI?

Posted at 3:54PM on Dec 18th 2007 by plug your hole bitc*