Has Paris Had Enough Pizza?

16. This is the unlucky 5,000 person that's nailed this skank.

Posted at 5:09PM on Dec 21st 2007 by JD

17. Paris Hilton and I will meet each other at one of Paris Hilton's upcoming public appearances in L.A.

Posted at 1:09PM on Dec 21st 2007 by George William Gockel

Right, and she will say hi and be nice to you because the cameras are on, but as soon as no one is taping her, you will be nothing more than dirt to her. I guarantee it.

Posted at 5:22PM on Dec 21st 2007 by Spurs

18. For all the people who hate her,,, check out this link and then at least admit that she got screwed in court

ersnews.com\paris.html

Posted at 2:07PM on Dec 21st 2007 by Joey

For starters, she did not get screwed in court. If anything, she got celebrity justice, which is crap. Second, why would I want to click on some link that is probably full of viruses that will crash my computer. Third. why would I want to click on some link that has to do with Parisite. It would only be a waste of my time, just like her.

Posted at 5:22PM on Dec 21st 2007 by Spurs

19. Dear Paris,

I always enjoy seeing pictures of you on TMZ.COM.
You have millions of loyal fans who love you.

800 Pound Gorilla

Posted at 4:25PM on Dec 21st 2007 by 800 Pound Gorilla

Hey, 800 pound idiot. If you think she has millions of loyal fans, then you are more delussional than she is.

Posted at 5:23PM on Dec 21st 2007 by Spurs

20. She looks great here, actually. I LOVE her dress and her hair. Seriously, that dress is to die for. It's classy and sexy and CUTE! If she dressed like that all along I, for one, would not be so repulsed by her. I can't even stomach thinking about all the ultra whorey, ultra pink dresses and crap she's worn over the years.

Posted at 7:51PM on Dec 21st 2007 by hmmm

21. 17. Paris Hilton and I will meet each other at one of Paris Hilton's upcoming public appearances in L.A.

Posted at 1:09PM on Dec 21st 2007 by George William Gockel

George, I am hoping you mean that in a Hannibal Lechter kind of way.......

Posted at 6:03PM on Dec 21st 2007 by NO RESPECT for parasite

22. TMZ is exciting!
I ♥ Paris

Posted at 9:18PM on Dec 21st 2007 by copy-cat

23. Maybe she has Marfan syndrome

Posted at 6:46AM on Dec 22nd 2007 by Steve

24. She certaintly does have to put on a lot of make up. With her it's all costumes, massive amounts of make up, hair extensions, bleaching, straightening and cosmetic help, including two nose jobs and cheek implants. Hose this woman down and you don't have a "natural" beauty, you have a skinny, timid and trembling chihuahua. Certaintly nothing like his "natural" good looks. I think it is more like HE who is sick of HER.

Where would poor Paris be without all the "love" she gets from the TMZ paps and the same little guy shouting out? "Paris, you're beau-tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-foooooooooooooool!" "Paris, we laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave you!" She has to hear it 24/7 and I'm sure poor Alex is plenty weary of her neediness/greediness by now and all the flies hanging this TURD.

Posted at 5:41PM on Dec 22nd 2007 by Steve

25. Dear Paris,

Paris haters eat dumn flakes for breakfast.

800 Pound Gorilla

Posted at 8:12PM on Dec 22nd 2007 by 800 Pound Gorilla

26. I will never have of enough Paris Hilton. Please have a Merry Merry Christmas Paris. And please have a very very happy new year Paris.

Posted at 1:49AM on Dec 23rd 2007 by George William Gockel

27. I am on Paris Hilton's side.

Posted at 11:34PM on Dec 23rd 2007 by George William Gockel