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Britney Spears: Scent of a Trainwreck

When you're trying to sell a jacket that was previously worn by the Queen of All Popwrecks, would you advertise that it "still smells like Britney"? Who wants to own a jacket that smells like frappuccinos, unleaded gas and Marlboros?


But if that's your thing, an authentic jacket worn by Britney Spears is up for bids on eBay, and at the time of this post, it was going for the low, low price of just $89! A see-through dress she auctioned off last week sold for just under $900.

All proceeds from the sale will go directly toward the purchase of more frappuccinos, unleaded gas and Marlboros.



Reader Comments

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16. And why wouldn't Britney be going broke? She has to pay to keep the media away. Leave her alone!

Posted at 1:55PM on Dec 24th 2007 by Hidden bedroom cam 4FREE

17.
"GIMMIE GIMMIE LESS"
.
Sung to the tune of "Gimmie Gimmie More"
.
"Its quite a situation,
Me running 'round like I'm out of control,
I give fits to the nation,
With extra pounds and exposing my roll.
.
Gimmie Gimmie Less, Gimmie Less, Gimmie clothes to wear,
Gimmie Gimmie Less, Gimmie Less, Gimmie pubic hair,
.
Gimmie Gimmie Less, Gimmie Less, Gimmie kids who care,
Gimmie Gimmie Less, Gimmie Less, Gimmie time not bare!
.
When will they see,
That I need to be free,
Rules don't work for me,
Laws aren't for Britney!
.
I drive and I go,
And I dress like a ho,
While I dance on a pole,
"Look At Me" is my goal,
.
Gimmie Gimmie Less, Gimmie Less, Gimmie length of skirt,
Gimmie Gimmie Less, Gimmie Less, Gimmie wearing shirt,
.
Gimmie Gimmie Less, Gimmie Less, Gimmie empty glass,
Gimmie Gimmie Less, Gimmie Less, Gimmie clothes on ass,
,
Gimmie Gimmie Less, Gimmie Less, Gimmie K-Fed sex,
Gimmie Gimmie Less, Gimmie Less, Gimmie lack of X,
.
Gimmie Gimmie Less, Gimmie Less, Gimmie guys who snitch,
Gimmie Gimmie Less, Gimmie Less, Gimmie Britney, bitch!"
.
Eva, Nicole, and Rash Manly 7gfb.com
_
.

Posted at 2:02PM on Dec 24th 2007 by Eva and Nicole

18. Are we near the lake? I smell salmon and trout! Yep ... that's what I meant!

Posted at 2:11PM on Dec 24th 2007 by WhiffOfNasty

19. Choo Choo!

Posted at 4:34PM on Dec 24th 2007 by Visa Fan

20. these comments are funny.... i like reading them.. keep up the good work!! lmao!

Posted at 2:21PM on Dec 24th 2007 by Mnkyonmybck

21. I love the tires in the background...I wonder if any of them have marks left from Brit running over paparazzi?

Posted at 2:37PM on Dec 24th 2007 by DirikLolkus

22. Britney has been paying K-Fed's way since they met, because K-fed is a broke, jobless, pathetic, deadbeat!

Posted at 1:28PM on Dec 24th 2007 by talia
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Ummmmmmmmm ,she picked him did'nt she ?She should'a done her homework before she asked him to marry her !She did ask twice ,so she reaps what she has sown .Why is that soooooo damn hard for people to get ?

Posted at 2:54PM on Dec 24th 2007 by Team ...Kevin !!!

23. 17.
"GIMMIE GIMMIE LESS"
.
Sung to the tune of "Gimmie Gimmie More"
.
"Its quite a situation,
Me running 'round like I'm out of control,
I give fits to the nation,
With extra pounds and exposing my roll.
.
Gimmie Gimmie Less, Gimmie Less, Gimmie clothes to wear,
Gimmie Gimmie Less, Gimmie Less, Gimmie pubic hair,
.
Gimmie Gimmie Less, Gimmie Less, Gimmie kids who care,
Gimmie Gimmie Less, Gimmie Less, Gimmie time not bare!
.
When will they see,
That I need to be free,
Rules don't work for me,
Laws aren't for Britney!
.
I drive and I go,
And I dress like a ho,
While I dance on a pole,
"Look At Me" is my goal,
.
Gimmie Gimmie Less, Gimmie Less, Gimmie length of skirt,
Gimmie Gimmie Less, Gimmie Less, Gimmie wearing shirt,
.
Gimmie Gimmie Less, Gimmie Less, Gimmie empty glass,
Gimmie Gimmie Less, Gimmie Less, Gimmie clothes on ass,
,
Gimmie Gimmie Less, Gimmie Less, Gimmie K-Fed sex,
Gimmie Gimmie Less, Gimmie Less, Gimmie lack of X,
.
Gimmie Gimmie Less, Gimmie Less, Gimmie guys who snitch,
Gimmie Gimmie Less, Gimmie Less, Gimmie Britney, bitch!"
.
Eva, Nicole, and Rash Manly 7gfb.com
_
.

Posted at 2:02PM on Dec 24th 2007 by Eva and Nicole
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Now that's funny ...let us know when it's You-tubed would love to see a spoof video of this !!!!!!!
Gimmie ,gimmie more ,gimmie more gimmie ,gimmie ,gimmie !!!

Posted at 2:53PM on Dec 24th 2007 by Team ...Kevin !!!

24. Hey Talia,

Merry Christmas to you too !!!

Posted at 3:01PM on Dec 24th 2007 by Kitty

25. Oh and one more thing Talia. I'll give you my address and you can come call me an idiot to my face. We'll see what happens to you then !

Merry Christmas !

Posted at 3:02PM on Dec 24th 2007 by Kitty

26. I don't think think there are enough ignorant people to write all the nasty comments about Britney. SO, I think deadbeat K-Dud, his lowlife lawyer Kaplan, Shar, and various paid bloggers afre posting all this stuff. They are ALL after her money.
TMZ, it's Christmas. Stop stalking and smearing all the celebrities. Can't you take a 2 day break????

Posted at 3:08PM on Dec 24th 2007 by Enough is Enough

27. Caaaaaat fiiiiight! Commence hair pulling!

Posted at 3:10PM on Dec 24th 2007 by ChicksWhuppinAss

28. talia + kitty you 2 sluts relax, commenting on celebs suppose to be fun...

Posted at 3:16PM on Dec 24th 2007 by RoughDaddy

29. And you also have to remember that Brit-Brit is the 1 who proposed to K-fed!! She is getting exactly what she asked for.
she's the 1 who screwed it up for everyone else (K-fed & kids). I bet K-fed would have made a pretty good Dad except he married Brit-Bitch. REMEMBER KIDS, BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU ASK FOR, YOU JUST MIGHT GET IT. (ISN'T THAT RIGHT, BRIT-BITCH?)

Posted at 3:16PM on Dec 24th 2007 by Brit is a f*ck up

30. "..... Do you suppose she and the paps will give it a break and stay home Christmas? Doubtful. She'll find something she just has to have..... Oh, I know. She needs to buy a tree.
Posted at 1:39PM on Dec 24th 2007 by Vintage '51

To be more specific, she'll go out for the usual -- fill her tank up one 10th, and ciggies from the gas station. She can pick up a *tree* while she's there, a pine car freshener she'll probably steal from the counter. Then skitter around aimlessly for hours -- maybe flash her vajayjay, park in a few handicap zones, score some drugs, text while driving.. It will all be about 1, 2 a.m. so she can crash during the day, and do it all again the next night. Like I said, the usual.

Posted at 3:54PM on Dec 24th 2007 by Ho Ho Ho

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