Celebrity Auctions
Britney Spears: Scent of a Trainwreck

When you're trying to sell a jacket that was previously worn by the Queen of All Popwrecks, would you advertise that it "still smells like Britney"? Who wants to own a jacket that smells like frappuccinos, unleaded gas and Marlboros?


But if that's your thing, an authentic jacket worn by Britney Spears is up for bids on eBay, and at the time of this post, it was going for the low, low price of just $89! A see-through dress she auctioned off last week sold for just under $900.

All proceeds from the sale will go directly toward the purchase of more frappuccinos, unleaded gas and Marlboros.



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61. For sale this week:

a jacket that no longer fits the former svelte singer...with leftover zit pus and pink eye residue, maybe a leftover nasty weave hair or two if you look close enough, a hint of marlboro spiked with Chevron's 98? Supreme unleaded? ....if she ever sells those D&G glasses, make sure you sanitize well with quats and alcohol and lysol etc...no one wants leftover pink eye

Posted at 6:46PM on Dec 25th 2007 by no smoking at gas stations Britney, you'll burn everyone down

62. No matter what, and no matter what anyone has to say - I still love Britney. I enjoy her music and performances. I feel for her because she has been manipulated by others, including her parents, all her life. No wounder she struggles with making the right decisions.

K-Fed is a vulture. He knew what the situation was going in and saw it as an opportunity to "make a living." He's a worthless bum who is being made to look like some kind of frickin' hero by the media for actually caring a little for his kids. (Or should i say caring for his kids money and connections.)

Posted at 9:53AM on Dec 28th 2007 by Vegas Boy

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