Hickory Dickory Dock, Dice Ain't So Punk Rock
Without his trademark leather jacket and chains, "Ford Fairlane" star Andrew Dice Clay looks more like a bookie than the shock comedian he was is. 
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(Page 2 of 3) Previous 15 Comments | 1 | 2 | 3 | Most Recent | Next 15 Comments16. Nice to see you again Dice, We`ve missed you.
Posted at 4:15PM on Dec 25th 2007 by pat
17. Andrew "Dice" is actually Jewish....so since he really could care less about Jesus, why is it bad to say mean, yet true, things about Andrew on Christmas? His album you rate as his best, with the Mother Goose rymes? Stolen from songs by a gentleman with the stage name of Judge Dread.
Posted at 5:52PM on Dec 25th 2007 by Jeff
18. The Dice act used to crack me up. I got nothing bad to say about Andrew and wish him well.
Posted at 6:08PM on Dec 25th 2007 by FlBiker
19. Dude, put down the fork.
Posted at 8:20PM on Dec 25th 2007 by Stevo
20. EXACTLY how long do you think he can suck in that gut ?!
Posted at 8:36PM on Dec 25th 2007 by Kate
21. this guy is great.
Posted at 9:34PM on Dec 25th 2007 by BIG JOE FROM NEW YORK
22. Dice rocks. So what if his brand of humor is a bit insensitive? Eff you if you can't take a joke.
Posted at 9:52PM on Dec 25th 2007 by Cartman
23. Ol' fat bastard
Posted at 10:55PM on Dec 25th 2007 by Spears
24. Andrew Clay looks a little chubby now. He used to be in such good shape during his 1989 peak of being controversial. Hunky and muscular. He doesn't have the swagger he once had. Maybe he doesn't care what anyone says about him now.
Posted at 9:23PM on Dec 26th 2007 by PN
25. His ego ate him alive...since then he's been eating everything in sight.
He thought he was God's gift to women... this gift needs to be returned!
RETURN TO SENDER!
Posted at 11:49PM on Dec 25th 2007 by LT
26. It's kind of funny, but now he looks exactly like someone he would rip a new one and make fun of back in 1989.
Posted at 11:58PM on Dec 25th 2007 by yuck
27. ggggaaaaaaross
Posted at 1:54AM on Dec 26th 2007 by celebrity.web.net
28. Dice you FAT BASSSSSTARD!
Posted at 1:55AM on Dec 26th 2007 by Sir Patty
29. DAMN! He's still ALIVE?!?!?! Boy he disappeared.... Thank God!
Posted at 7:10PM on Dec 26th 2007 by CBB
30. I got an extra pair of front row seats for the Dice Man at Giant's Stadium.
Bidding starts at $10,000.
Posted at 9:07AM on Dec 26th 2007 by Seriously Delusional
