Brit's Stench-on-a-Blouse Getting Expensive

This jacket, worn by trainwreck conductor Britney Spears -- and advertised as "smells like Britney" -- has now hit a whopping $1,000 on eBay, eclipsing the $900 see-through dress she auctioned off last week. It smells like Britney, bitch!
Britney eBay
Not to worry -- there are still four-and-a-half days left to bid on a piece of Britney. Or you could just drive around all night.