Paris Takes Zoo to Hawaii

16. "OH SNAP"

LOL

Please keeps the kids off this website. Your not old enough yet.

Posted at 2:04PM on Dec 26th 2007 by LA will always SUCK

17. I'm still waiting on TMZ to apologize to Will Smith, not to long ago I remember Harvey defending the Robo Ho comment being taking out of context. I wasn't planning on seeing "I Am Lenged" but I will now. Only fat, ugly, or uneducated trash
believed he supported Hitler in the first place!!! Paris looks like a muppet.

Posted at 2:14PM on Dec 26th 2007 by Conscious

18. Sorry LA--

I get this giddy and I'm a child again..!

Posted at 2:18PM on Dec 26th 2007 by TheTruthBeToldAnOnLineNameAintWorthFightingOver

19. These skanks should get a job. I'm sure the family resembled a zoo more than the animals they were looking out.

And what moron from TMZ actually thinks the Hilton sisters have curves? You have to be kidding. Both of these girls together have about as much of a curve as a stick figure.

Posted at 2:30PM on Dec 26th 2007 by Ramma Jamma Alabama

20. Nicky doesn't have curves, vavavoom or otherwise.

Posted at 2:28PM on Dec 26th 2007 by Kaya

21. Dear Paris,


You bring joy to my furry life.

800 Pound Gorilla

Posted at 2:28PM on Dec 26th 2007 by 800 Pound Gorilla

22. Talk about a waste of space. I can't stand this wonky eyed slut!

Yes, that's right, I came to this article just to say that about Parasite! If I never look at another picture of her it will be too soon!!!

Posted at 2:31PM on Dec 26th 2007 by Daisy Duke

23. That girls is so hot!...........but who cares about following them around.........

Posted at 2:48PM on Dec 26th 2007 by Sam45

24. For those who think Paris or her sister ( "vavavoom curves"..huh?) are even remotely good looking you haven't a clue what a good looking woman is. Paris is what I call skinny fat in that she is thin yet fleshy which no doubt is due to bad eating habits and a lack of working out. She has a flat flabby ass, no breasts to speak of and a ski slope for a schnoz. The chick rates about a 3 on a 1-10 scale. Her sister is only slightly better looking but still below average. Whenever you want a fair rating of a broad ask Mr. Recalibration. I'm here to recalibrate you morons who think 5s and 6s are 9s and 10s. You're welcome.

Posted at 3:22PM on Dec 26th 2007 by Mr. Recalibration

25. You don't get to see her till the last five seconds.
TMZ... YOU BASTARDS!

Posted at 3:28PM on Dec 26th 2007 by Jizy

26. Lisen here !!!
She is realy nice... And she can be much better,but she doesn't have something whom be beutiful !!!
- don't talk abot her bad !!! She is P.H. - And she one such !!!

Posted at 3:40PM on Dec 26th 2007 by Rectilinear AND_LV

27. Too bad she didn't elect to spend this (one of her many vacations) at the San Francisco zoo..

PS - Mr. Recalibration - I bet you are stunningly handsome yourself!

Posted at 4:00PM on Dec 26th 2007 by duh

28. matching beaks.....seriously though, if i had a birds beaked nose like paris, or even nicky, the last thing i would do is stand next to parrot.

Posted at 5:02PM on Dec 26th 2007 by josh

29. 28. Paris is so f***ing beautiful, she made Hawaii even more scenic with her being there!----------------------

Your high right? or just retarded, she has a ski slope and/or a birds beak for a nose......take your pick which.
not to mention a lazy eye, these traits are hardly what one would consider to be "beautiful" idiot.

Posted at 4:59PM on Dec 26th 2007 by denny

30. PARIS HILTON REALLY SHOULD NOT STAND NEXT TO A BIRD, ESPECIALLY A PARROT.THE BIRD NOSE JOKES ARE JUST TOO EASY.- JUST SAYIN.

Posted at 5:06PM on Dec 26th 2007 by HI YA'LL-- ITS BRITNEY B*TCH