Paris Takes Zoo to Hawaii

61. i like paris but im even tired of seeing her shes boring now i want the old paris back

Posted at 4:41PM on Dec 28th 2007 by skillzthtkill

62. Paris and Macaus, in common they have much.
They're both colorful and like a gentle "touch".
They spend most of thier time in the air
and can say a few words here and there
but mostly they both use their beaks to break nuts.

Posted at 2:17AM on Dec 27th 2007 by 5 cent

63. To all of you people who are comparing Paris' nose to that of the bird's, and criticizing every facet of her face and body - I can only imagine what you all look like. Especially to winners like denny who resort to name-calling because people don't share his opinion. Too bad Paris couldn't buy all of you haters and whisk you away to some uncharted island where you can all be jealous together.

Posted at 2:44AM on Dec 27th 2007 by Dave

64. Ohhhh, Dave has a crush! I guess it matters not that his blockheaded dream girl is a spoiled, std having, racist ho who wouldn't give him the time of day. Pack some Valtrex for your dream sessions! I guess your moral fiber is threadbare!

Posted at 3:02AM on Dec 27th 2007 by Blind Dave' perfect girl

65. I think Grandpa Hilton deciding to give 97% of the Hilton billions to charity is HILARIOUS! This puts pairASS the moron in a really difficult situation. Since she's a total loser & no talent (can't act, sing or chew gum & walk at the same time), she's whored herself out as a "party celebrity for hire" based on the notion that she's an heiress to the Hilton fortune. She's arrogantly turned her nose down at the "little people" and has called herself a "princess"; all this is based on her being heir to billions. Now she's not a billion dollar heiress & is NOT going to be "hot" to the fickle hollywierd crowd, she's in for an eyeopener. She's going to find out that the BS she used to get away with because she's "paris hilton" won't be put up with anymore. Guys will finally see her for what she is; an ugly, stupid, uneducated herpes spreader. Those clubs that used to suck up to her will NO LONGER treat her like a VIP. We're going to be seeing lots of pictures of her being denied entrance to "hip" clubs. This is the ultimate karma; she's going to learn exactly what it feels like to be the rest of us, and that's absolutely hilarious to me...

Posted at 4:44AM on Dec 27th 2007 by You can't make this stuff up

66. I just love Paris and I am surprised and amazed by all the negative comments that people are always posting about her. She is one of those rare people on the planet whose poise and beauty transcends all space and time. Despite having to deal with negative people and situations in the past her happy and positive nature always seems to shine through. Rick and Kathy Hilton should be very proud of their daughter for its people just like her that make this world a better place.

Posted at 1:38PM on Dec 27th 2007 by Andrew J. Mazerolle

67. I heard she just lost her billon dollar inheritance ??? is this true ? i heard she will only have the millions from her shows , music and such . if its true ... Dayum .. that is an big ouchie for her ! ..

Posted at 5:09AM on Dec 27th 2007 by anna

68. Dear Paris,

You are the center of the universe.
You are the climax of 13.7 billion years of evolution.
We adore you.

800 Pound Gorilla

Posted at 10:45AM on Dec 27th 2007 by 800 Pound Gorilla

69. Parasite is groos and grandpa finally stepped up to the plate and made a good decision. Take the money from her until she earns a college degree.

Posted at 11:37AM on Dec 27th 2007 by lisa

70. I really really love enjoy crave honor cherish respect and obey all of Paris Hilton from head to toe. I really really do care about Paris Hilton. I really really am concerned about Paris Hilton.

Posted at 11:22PM on Dec 26th 2007 by George William Gockel

And I really, really think you are an uneducated idiot.

Posted at 12:22PM on Dec 27th 2007 by Spurs

71. To all of you people who are comparing Paris' nose to that of the bird's, and criticizing every facet of her face and body - I can only imagine what you all look like. Especially to winners like denny who resort to name-calling because people don't share his opinion. Too bad Paris couldn't buy all of you haters and whisk you away to some uncharted island where you can all be jealous together.

Posted at 2:44AM on Dec 27th 2007 by Dave

Well look here, another Parisite ass-kisser trying to use the jealous card. Might actually work if the little skank actually had something to be jealous of. Oh, and by the way loser, it's "whiners", not "winners". Learn to spell idiot.

Posted at 12:22PM on Dec 27th 2007 by Spurs

72. that's hot

Posted at 12:25PM on Dec 27th 2007 by yeah

73. I just love Paris and I am surprised and amazed by all the negative comments that people are always posting about her. She is one of those rare people on the planet whose poise and beauty transcends all space and time. Despite having to deal with negative people and situations in the past her happy and positive nature always seems to shine through. Rick and Kathy Hilton should be very proud of their daughter for its people just like her that make this world a better place.

Posted at 1:38PM on Dec 27th 2007 by Andrew J. Mazerolle

Oh look, Kathy Hilton finally took time out to post in defense of her skanky, useless, slut of a daughter, under an assumed name, of course, because we all know she doesn't have the balls to use her real name on here. Kathy, Kathy, Kathy, why didn't you swallow when you had the chance. That would have made the world a better place.

Posted at 2:36PM on Dec 27th 2007 by Spurs

74. My Dearest lil tard, Shar.
So idealistic you are...good to hear from someone who has all these magnanamous things strapped under their belt. You are a role model and should, by the merit of all your great deeds, become a central figure in society, so that all the straying youth can look up to you and find in you a great example to follow. I really hope to see you one day, feeding the poor, clothing the wretched and comforting the sorrowful. Because apparently someone else is passing up this great opportunity. You speak in the tounge of those like Mother Theresa (except for the whole 'looks' thingy...). May YOU become our star!

Posted at 7:15PM on Dec 27th 2007 by Dr. Phil

75. Too bad Paris couldn't buy all of you haters and whisk you away to some uncharted island where you can all be jealous together.-------------------'
why on earth would anyone be jealous of a big hooked long ugly bird nose? Excuse me, but i, like most sane people would not want that on their faces......no jealousy here...trust.

Posted at 2:40AM on Dec 28th 2007 by Kimora