Bumper Crop of Celebubumps

31. Alba - "I love that everyone can look past my looks, and see that I'm one of the decades greatest actresses". Cash - "I know what you mean. My success is directly attributed to my cunning business sense, and not just about who I knock up!"

Alba - "I yearn for a normal life. One in which we could walk hand in hand with our bastard love child, and not worry about the ills of fame. Lets ponder what life would be like, without Hollywood, and the paparazzi"

Both - "Holy Christ, that would suck!"

Cash - "God damn life is great. Just think, in 7 months US weekly will be paying us 1 million for exclusive photo's. In 8 months I'll be banging some new, fresh, Hollywood wannabe. In 9 months you'll will be yesterday's news. Hey at least I had you in your prime."

Posted at 4:58PM on Dec 28th 2007 by walker

32. LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU JESSICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


THAT HOOLIGAN IS ABOUT TO MUG YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 5:21PM on Dec 28th 2007 by equal opportunity offender

33. 31. Alba - "I love that everyone can look past my looks, and see that I'm one of the decades greatest actresses". Cash - "I know what you mean. My success is directly attributed to my cunning business sense, and not just about who I knock up!"

Alba - "I yearn for a normal life. One in which we could walk hand in hand with our bastard love child, and not worry about the ills of fame. Lets ponder what life would be like, without Hollywood, and the paparazzi"

Both - "Holy Christ, that would suck!"

Cash - "God damn life is great. Just think, in 7 months US weekly will be paying us 1 million for exclusive photo's. In 8 months I'll be banging some new, fresh, Hollywood wannabe. In 9 months you'll will be yesterday's news. Hey at least I had you in your prime."


Posted at 4:58PM on Dec 28th 2007 by walker

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


WAS THIS SUPPOSE TO BE FUNNY ?

I FORGOT TO LAUGH

Posted at 6:27PM on Dec 28th 2007 by KK

34. Is this guy black, white or mixed? Hard to tell.

Regardless, seems like another Kevin Federline trying to knock up a rich girl so he can share custody and live off child support for 18 years!

Posted at 8:13PM on Dec 28th 2007 by MIchele

35. Michelle, the guy behind her is not Cash Warren (her "babydaddy") All mixed people don't look alike. What does it matter what Cash is anyway. Everyone is mixed if you go back far enough. So stupid.

Posted at 8:16PM on Dec 28th 2007 by You're an idiot.

36. what is the big deal about her? I see plenty of stars more attractive than her & she looks like crap without makeup

Posted at 11:10PM on Dec 28th 2007 by Suzycakes

37. Who is the guy behind her? I know that is not Cash. But I really want to get to know this guy......any info???

Posted at 9:02AM on Dec 29th 2007 by ButterflyMami

38. http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2007/10/24/guess-the-tramp-stamp-2/#comments

++++ And why in the **** is she so sour? It would be a beautiful thing if she woke up one morning as a cashier at Wal-Mart. No health insurance, 4 screaming kids to feed and no baby daddy in sight. THEN she would earn the right to that puss she sports 24/7. Ungratful ****.

Jessica Alba quotes:

“I hope that my recent work will help producers get past my hotness.”
“The paps? I could give two ***** about them.”
“I don’t know why people are so obsessed with my ass.”
“I have curves, I can’t help it. My aunts are fat.”

Posted at 4:26PM on Dec 29th 2007 by She's a grouchy ho

39. She is a B!tCh! SAw her @ venice beach, my friend is, I mean WAS a huge fan and said hi to the *****, and she rolled her eyes and told everyone “Dont you have someone else to follow like Lindsay Lohan?!?” So backin up my friend… I told her “FKC U B!tCH!”

Posted at 4:37PM on Dec 29th 2007 by Karen

40. Sure hope J-HO has a boy(s). I am afraid if she has girl(s) they will wind up just as slutty & no talented as she is. What a no talent to demand so much press time....what a waste of ink. Only thing I hope is that JHo retires after she gives birth, but I have a feeling her huge ego won't let her.

Posted at 5:48PM on Dec 29th 2007 by pookie

41. You call that a baby bump? Hilarious. Your standards are so messed up in LA. She looks like she had a big lunch. And that's on camera, which means in real life, there's no bump.

Posted at 3:09AM on Dec 30th 2007 by GooseMom

42. I went to college with the guy in the pic with her. He's not mixed his is 100% black. Not all light skinned people are mixed people, get over it. Very nice guy. He played in I wanna be like Mike as Henderson. Lovely bod too. Up and coming actor. Look out for him

Posted at 9:09AM on Dec 30th 2007 by Guycegyrl

43. That's what i wanna know...Who is that sexy man next to her? ;) Mm..Hmm

Posted at 10:55AM on Dec 31st 2007 by Stephanie

44. That's what I wanna know...Who is the sexy man next to her? Mmm Hmm ;)

Posted at 10:56AM on Dec 31st 2007 by Stephanie