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Gummi Reminds Women to Self-Examine

The Gummi Bear astounded naturalists in Maui by giving itself a breast exam.

The intelligence of the Gummi should not be underestimated, or overestimated, for that matter. This is the first instance of a Gummi carrying a canvas purse, using peroxide, and drinking from a plastic cup.



Tags: gummi bear, GummiBear

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16. In all seriousness... isn't this Brigitte Nielsen?

Posted at 12:37PM on Dec 31st 2007 by JDP

17. I have to admit-in all the time I have read TMZ-this is the first time
I laughed out loud at a snarky comment. That is funny.

Posted at 12:47PM on Dec 31st 2007 by T-Money

18. '

Hahahahaahaa!

Man, that guy sure is a gizmo of the first order!

All his family's wealth and this is what they got! His parents must really be losers who're just lucky enough to make the big bucks or have it handed down to them.

Hahahahahaha....too funny!

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Posted at 12:59PM on Dec 31st 2007 by RasputinsLiver

19. Who is Gummi??? What is his claim to fame???

Posted at 1:14PM on Dec 31st 2007 by yawn...

20. OMG...from the looks of that pic I wonder if he's finally figuring out that his body needs some 'work' to say the least...plus all the spots and sores on his legs and arms...yikes...he looks like he's a charter member of the 'Disease of the Month Club'...poor guy...

Posted at 3:27PM on Jan 3rd 2008 by buxxy

21. I bet he will love the TMZ camera man after this one. Being rich doesn't make him any less in the closet.

Posted at 1:41PM on Dec 31st 2007 by Kit

22. That was too funny!!!! Of course he plays for the other team his name is Gummi!!!!

Posted at 1:42PM on Dec 31st 2007 by Amber Kitavio

23. Who the hell is that disgusting piece of whale vomit? I didn't realize John Travolta had a twin brother.

Posted at 1:57PM on Dec 31st 2007 by gigi0114

24. .................SLOTH..................

Posted at 2:09PM on Dec 31st 2007 by Harpoon That Beached Whale.......

25. Quote: "Of course he plays for the other team his name is Gummi!!!!"

Now THAT was funny! But I can't imagine anyone, from either gender, finding this grotesque person attractive.. Good thing he has money, cuz he ain't got nuttin' else going on.

Posted at 2:47PM on Dec 31st 2007 by How Repulsive

26. First who in the hell is this person! second did not want see that.Thrid find other people better then that you almost lost me an i wanted to turn of my computer!

Posted at 2:33PM on Jan 3rd 2008 by rika V

27. This guy/girl is a two bagger, coyote ugly, and doesn't have enough money for any sane person to jump him.

Posted at 3:31PM on Dec 31st 2007 by Prnzez

28. Yet another sighting of that rare species the Hobbit-footed Gummi Bear - this time taking time out from it's winter months migration to save lives. What will it do next?

Posted at 4:08PM on Dec 31st 2007 by Jenny

29. Time for a man boob breast reduction. I know some women who wished they had so much junk upstairs. What is he trying to do? Refill the milk in his cup?

Posted at 4:14PM on Dec 31st 2007 by Nasty

30. O GAWWWD, just when I thought that gelatinous, Jabba-like thing could not be any more disgusting, he drops the bar even lower. I really wish I had not seen that. My retinas are burnt.

Posted at 4:21PM on Dec 31st 2007 by Kizzy

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