Paris Likes Them Baby Daddies!

Well, i don't know this guy, so i'm guessing he is on the Z list. But Paris Hilton is just going through her lady faces, well you sure can't call it lady, or girl. But i guess human face is good enough. But i couldn't care less about this pic or whatever is happening in her wrecked up life. She is so not important!!...Buttha face!, you know what a buttaha face is, everything is iight but her face. Ha, but she does looks preggo!..so i don't know!..she is just a hot mess!

If he's a photographer he has to be careful or she could swallow his camera with that mouth and a loose lower lip that

droops ,he could hang his camera on it, with her moey she could use some surgery to have about an inch removed

Dear Paris,

You are so popular.
Everyone wants to be with you.

800 Pound Gorilla

Hey - don't you know you have to pay for her picture?

There is absolutely nothing attractive about Paris except her money. She is not pretty at all.
Larry got Dannielynn because he's her biological parent period. Now he's a celebritiy ass kisser.
Sad. But then Hollywood is a planet unto itself and everyone on it is whacko.

THese two give BLEACHED BLONDES A BAD NAME ; Larry looks like aGUMTOOTHSMILE pixie and ParASS looks like an unhappy , just dis-inhereited heiress , (HER GRANDPA< ANNOUNCED THAT 97% of the HILTON FORTUNE WILL GO TO CHARITY, JUST LIKE HIS FATHER DECLARED IN HIS WILL< but GRANDPA HILTON HAD PLANS FOR THAT MONEY AND HE EVENTUALLY GAINED CONTROL< NOW HE IS DOING THE SAME THING TO HIS KIDS< WHAT A TOOL) YOU LISTENING LARRY ? YOU AIN't GETTIN' any of that money TOO < !!

Why do you all think Anna wanted a sperm donor, and not a babies daddy. He is always showing off DanniLynn in the media. Be a good Daddy and stop using that baby to pay your bills. Anna was right with this guy. Cute, but what a baby pimp. Be a daddy, get a job, and stop making money off your child. He is already living in her house. They all suck in this family affair. :(

Larry Birkhead and Lance Bass should make some butt babies together.

The Useless and the Uselesser...!!!

I would so much rather see this pic than the sick crap of Mark Hatten and the hooker doing tongue dancing. At least Larry has a lot more class. I think Paris likes him as a friend and he her. Also at least he is not out in front of a club (HYDE) trying to get his face on camera and taking his shirt off to expose his flab like Hatten did while his sister stands there promoting the porno he and the hooker were going to make. But I forgot all you Team Virgie people love them and they can do no wrong.
JMO I would much rather look at Larry. Thanks TMZ for showing some class after making me puke yesterday watching that Video of Jackie and Mark with the hooker. I was left with the thought of them in a 3-some. Oh no now I feel dirty and sick again.

Paris, THATS HOT BITCH!!!

Larry!! Keep your peacemaker AWAY from Herpes Hilton - ya don't want to take the "nasties" home to your baby girl, now!

BET Paris did not wear underwear the WHOLE weekend - any takers?!

beakhead THE PUKE..How in the H could ANS do him?? Hes a little midget wanna be Movie star- MR famous ..He is such a creepy little squirt puke..he turns my stomach..hes turning the baby into a baby starlet..nice going creep..

right on sassy...One creepy sleezie wanna be..mr tiny pee pee..shame on me