Man Overboard!

It's 41-year-old former hunk Billy Zane! Uncle Fester, is that you?!
Billy Zane
Zane, who donned a wig to play Cal Hockley in the 1997 blockbuster, was snapped swimming with someone's butt off the coast of St. Bart's. Thar she blows!

While his heart may go on, Zane's sexiness has hit an iceberg!

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61. What do you mean, "sunk to a new low?" Huh??
C'mon TMZ! Don't be so mean spirited. This is what normally happens to us guys as
we age. Besides, his girlfriend Kelly seems to like it.

Posted at 2:51PM on Jan 3rd 2008 by Lumar

62. If you are suggesting that he is washed up and not sexy because he is bald then you are stupid which is far worse.

Posted at 2:51PM on Jan 3rd 2008 by Rocky

63. IiS THE DEFINITION OF SEXY ALL ABOUT LOOKS ONLY? hE'S NOT SO BAD.. iNSTEAD OF BEING CRITICAL..USE THE TIME YOU HAVE ON THIS EARTH TO COMPLIMENT ..iTS SO MUCH MORE PRODUCTIVE..NOT TO MENTION HELPFUL TO THIS WORLD AT LARGE. kEEP SWIMMING ZANE...aND TO THOSE WHO IMPOSE ON OTHER PEOPLES PRIIVACY .... THERE IS ENOUGH CRITICS..HOW ABOUT BEING A LOVE R INSTEAD.? iiT WILL CAHNGE YOUR LIFE.

Posted at 10:35PM on Jan 3rd 2008 by Laura

64. BALD = Men with poor-inferior genetics.
Give me a lush full head of hair anyday.

Posted at 3:16PM on Jan 3rd 2008 by JJ

65. Crack kills...... LOL

Posted at 3:24PM on Jan 3rd 2008 by Dusti

66. He's bald, so what. Because you work in the film industry, you can not be human. I've been bald for years and told I'm hot many times.

Posted at 6:09PM on Jan 3rd 2008 by bald also

67. He wore a hairpiece in the movie, he has been bald for years....

Posted at 4:07PM on Jan 3rd 2008 by PaganBearman

68. Who cares ?

Posted at 3:02PM on Jan 3rd 2008 by george w. bush

69. Bald is beautiful...it truly is the person inside that matters. The eyes are sexy, but that mouth makes me wish for just a half hour of uninterrupted lip smacking smootching!

Posted at 3:09PM on Jan 3rd 2008 by Leona

70. I don't know -- He still looks good to me. Kind of a Sean Connery thing going on.

Posted at 3:06PM on Jan 3rd 2008 by Lisi

71. Billy Zane is a CUTIE and always will be. He's never concealed the fact that he is bald.

Posted at 3:08PM on Jan 3rd 2008 by Mary

72. "FORMER hunk" whose sexiness has "hit an iceberg"???? Methinks whatever idiot wrote that makes waaay too much over a few wisps of hair on one's pate (or lack thereof). And even if it were the case, better a "has been" than a NEVER WAS. It sounds to me like some unattractive person reveling in the misfortune of another. Trust me--and most of the other people who posted on this site--it takes a helluva lot more than flipping his wig (the more proper word would have been "toupee," anyway) to make him into a FORMER hunk. Now Britney Spears bald is a totally different talk show.

Posted at 4:17PM on Jan 4th 2008 by FurLover

73. ts just a bad pictre of him. Billy is da man. and he has a hott wife. What does being bald have to do with anything???

Posted at 3:13PM on Jan 3rd 2008 by Mario

74. Billy Zane is talented and great looking. Whoever works for TMZ is desperate and shallow. Poor thing.

Posted at 3:17PM on Jan 3rd 2008 by Debra

75. So what !!!!!
TMZ- you are reaching !!!!

Posted at 3:17PM on Jan 3rd 2008 by Ralph Cramden

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