Train Wrecks
Chyna to TMZ -- I'm a Reject Because ...

Wrestling diva disaster Joanie "Chyna Doll" Laurer can explain why she can't get into Hollywood clubs -- and it isn't because of her G-list status!


Chyna had nothing but good things to say about fellow mess, Britney Spears. Wrecks gotta stick together!

Chyna's man-friend babbled on about knowing John Mayer and being mad at TMZ for saying Chyna didn't get into Villa a few weeks ago. According to the douche-a-licious dude, it was 2:30 AM and the A-list joint was already closed.

Um ... whatever you say.



Tags: Chyna

Reader Comments

(Page 2 of 3) Previous 15 Comments | 1 | 2 | 3 |

16. Joanie get in touch with me. I used to know you when the last 4 digits used to be 6833. Leave me a message, I would really like to see you again.

Posted at 4:24PM on Jan 4th 2008 by Helm

17. Chyna was recent;y on the TV show Christina's Court in a dispute about a dog she paid for but never received.
(Why on earth anyone would pay a breeder 3500.00 dollars for a dog is beyond me. Why won't these people rescue a dog instead?) That said... it was weird seeing her on a tv court show. If she really is that hard up for attention, she should have gone on Peoples Court where Harvey does an on the street commentary for the show. Maybe he would have put that on TMZ

Posted at 3:41PM on Jan 4th 2008 by Seattlelite

18. That guy with Chyna is a loser look at him. Who cares who you know, you are a loser trying to get on tmz to explain why you got turned away from a club. If it was 3am why would you show up? Why were they letting other people in? You are a loser. haha.

Posted at 3:48PM on Jan 4th 2008 by Blake

19. Poor Chyna - now she is sympathetic with Britney. Wasn't she also claiming to be a good friend of Anna Nicole Smith's?

Posted at 3:54PM on Jan 4th 2008 by Vall

20. To #5--Chyna posed for Playboy a few years back. I believe that settles that question.

Posted at 4:44PM on Jan 4th 2008 by James

21. I ONCE WENT DOWN TO SLURP ON CHYNA'S SNATCH ONCE...BUT BETWEEN THE STINCH AND THE FRUITFLIES, I LOST MY APPETITE..... SHEWWWWYY

Posted at 4:30PM on Jan 4th 2008 by cuntlicker

22. chachie loves Joanie

Posted at 5:05PM on Jan 4th 2008 by chachie

23.
#20, i once went down on chyna and never came back

Posted at 5:10PM on Jan 4th 2008 by never came back

24. looks like she could suck a mean pecker...

Posted at 5:57PM on Jan 4th 2008 by VAN HALEN ROCKS

25. Yeah she has fallen on hard luck lately, In her time as a WWF/WWE wrestler, she was one of a few
purpose driven wrestlers who could compete with men, One reason she may be rejected is because
no one wants people and especially chicks over thirty entering through the door, no one wants to
see a large amazonian women at the club with a deep voice, and no one wants a women their
larger than most of the men and far stronger. But personally I don't see why she should be barred
from any popular club.

Posted at 6:12PM on Jan 4th 2008 by BOEING 787

26. she looks like khloe kardashian's long lost twin sister.

Posted at 10:58PM on Jan 4th 2008 by hbgirl100

27. I think it is sweet that Chyna send out good wishes to Britney. I remember when Mariah Carey went crazy. Nobody sent that poor woman any words of suport. When they locked her up, it did not even make page six of the entertainment section. Britney still gets press and she still has fans like Chyna pulling for her.

Posted at 10:48PM on Jan 4th 2008 by Marianne Chitter Chater

28. Yeah,she looks likes a man and her man friend can only say..it's like..it's like ..it's like..it's like duhhh dude you sound like a VALLEY GIRL!..can anybody in LA talk without saying 'IT'S LIKE' after every other word?..

Posted at 11:51PM on Jan 4th 2008 by rico13

29. Haha, the guy is going on about his buddy, John Mayer, in a reference to the vid at Christmas where John calls out Harvey!I love me some Johnny. Who's the schlub?

Posted at 1:35AM on Jan 5th 2008 by schvizzela

30. Is that her gay cousin or brother?

Posted at 6:16PM on Jan 5th 2008 by OHNO

Previous 15 Comments | 1 | 2 | 3 |