CNN Reporter Gets Bashed

BREAKING POLITICAL NEWS!! Our spies tell us CNN Ken-doll Chief National Correspondent John King will vow to form a more perfect union -- by marrying CNN congressional correspondent, the severely bobbed Dana Bash.


Yup, we're told they're officially engaged. Both King and Bash covered the White House -- Bill and Monica have nothing on them. FishbowlDC broke the story.

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61. My crotch aches for the day Anderson Cooper...well..you know, he.....well.....
Good luck John...I always wanted the best for you. You tell me the way it is, and I believe you and then you leave me for this newsy loosey goosey.

I give up, no I don't!

Posted at 5:18AM on Jan 5th 2008 by SuperStarSteve

62. It's hard to imagine them having sex.

Posted at 8:13AM on Jan 5th 2008 by Barry White

63. CONGRATS!!!

Gotta love LOVE.....

Posted at 8:19AM on Jan 5th 2008 by uuuhhooohh!!!

64. Would someone please tell her to eat something for crying out loud? Definitely anorexic - looks terrible!

Posted at 7:57AM on Jan 6th 2008 by aces

65. Why is this news worthy?

Posted at 9:37AM on Jan 5th 2008 by Bluman

66. Congrats to the happy couple. But Fox doesn't have a lot of pretty correspondents, they're just news readers. At least the CNNers get hired on their merits.

Posted at 11:45AM on Jan 5th 2008 by Carolyn A-B

67. Choto mate, neh? This guy is STRAIGHT????? Okayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, kudos to the happy couple then.

Posted at 12:20PM on Jan 5th 2008 by BITTER

68. Those are gonna be some seriously ugly children

Posted at 1:56PM on Jan 5th 2008 by Snottyboy

69. matching noses!

Posted at 3:30PM on Jan 5th 2008 by skiperdee

70. They look like they are interchangeable. I thought she was him in drag

Posted at 1:07AM on Jan 11th 2008 by jodi

71. That guy looks as if he would be in the mirror more than she would.

Posted at 10:19AM on Jan 7th 2008 by Why all the hate?

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