CNN Reporter Gets Bashed

1/4/2008 5:30 PM PST
BREAKING POLITICAL NEWS!! Our spies tell us CNN Ken-doll Chief National Correspondent John King will vow to form a more perfect union -- by marrying CNN congressional correspondent, the severely bobbed Dana Bash.

Yup, we're told they're officially engaged. Both King and Bash covered the White House -- Bill and Monica have nothing on them. FishbowlDC broke the story.