61. "Grandma, Grandma! I don't WANT to go back to Mommy's!"

"Shut up and keep digging!"

(A new twist on an oldie-but-goodie)

Ding Dang, Y'all...It's dead baby joke time!

Posted at 1:59AM on Jan 4th 2008 by Baby Puncher.

62. I just saw on Fox News 11 here in LA that the paramedics were taking a stretcher into the house to "take someone to the hospital."

Posted at 2:00AM on Jan 4th 2008 by Manny

63. Dear Satan...........Thank you, thank you, thank you. You've really out done yourself this time. If three body bags emerge from that house.......i will sacrafice 5 sheep in your name. You rock!!!!! Keep up the good work.
Your pal.......Tiny

Posted at 2:02AM on Jan 4th 2008 by tiny

64. Baby puncher, no one is laughing with you.

Now you worthless piece of @hit, take your hands off the bloody keyboard and continue playing with yourself.

Leave the kids out of this.

Posted at 2:02AM on Jan 4th 2008 by Mike

65. Oh my gawd I think her sis is getten ready to pop one out

Posted at 2:02AM on Jan 4th 2008 by nick can\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

66. Fox News 11 in LA is reporting that paramedics are "attending to someone inside the home."

Posted at 2:03AM on Jan 4th 2008 by Manny

67. TMZ.........I do not think there is anything comical about this story. If something bad or tragic has happened your comments like "Holy Kramer vs Kramer, and Don't let them get me" won't sound so cute and funny if this strory ends in tradgedy for Britney or her children. Your writers need to grow up.....this story is NOT funny ! It is sad. Have a heart dammit, this girl is sick and needs help, not your stupid comments like this !

Posted at 2:03AM on Jan 4th 2008 by Me

68. oh gosh...this is so not good...

Posted at 2:03AM on Jan 4th 2008 by chichimarie

69. And, as usual, Perez Hilton is stealing from this site and everywhere else !!

Posted at 2:03AM on Jan 4th 2008 by sweetthing

70. COME ON, PEOPLE! TMZ-WE NEED AN UPDATE... STAT! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.............where's "leave britney alone" when you need him? Takes a nut job to know one.

Posted at 2:03AM on Jan 4th 2008 by even MORE sleepy

71. poor Britney. :(

Posted at 2:03AM on Jan 4th 2008 by Stephanie

72. Kaplan should NEVER go to Britney's house!!!!!! He represents the other party. What was he thinking??? I hope Kaplan gets in big trouble. He is only after MONEY and FAME.

Posted at 2:05AM on Jan 4th 2008 by Jan

73. Poor kids, i hope they are fine.
I really think that britney needs some help!

Posted at 2:06AM on Jan 4th 2008 by angelique

74. CBS2 news in LA is reporting that "someone will be transported to the hospital momentarily."

Posted at 2:06AM on Jan 4th 2008 by Manuel

75. WOW "HEY ANNA! WE HAVE YOU A FRIEND A COMMIN TO SEE YOU AND HER NAME IS BRITNEY "DING-DANG" SPEARS!".........poor thing................thats what i would be saying i thought she was a good person.....ooooo i see on the news that someone is coming out on a stretche!!!!!!!!!! maybe its brit!

Posted at 2:06AM on Jan 4th 2008 by HRHKAT