The Drapes Still Match the Mankini

1/4/2008 4:08 PM PST
Fashion guru Giorgio Armani was caught on a Caribbean beach on Wednesday, sporting that same old banana hammock he's been flaunting for some time now. Time to hang it up, signor!

No offense, of course, to the fabric draping god, but wouldn't it make more sense for someone in his line of work to be up to date with the hottest beachwear trends?

One thing to be grateful for: he didn't get wet.