The Drapes Still Match the Mankini

First, bitches

He's on a beach in the carribean. Why should I give a flying flick what he's wearing? And why should he give a flying flick what you or I think of his beachwear? And for an old dude, he's not half bad.

Europeans men wear bikinis. Get over it. He looks amazing in my opinion.

I'd wear'm more if I wasn't so afraid to get beat up.

Armani could buy & sell TMZ twenty times over, so I'm sure he doesn't give a flip what TMZ might think about his beach wear. (BTW, European guys tend to wear Speedo's, ya know.)

Now the dude in the picture below him, Kazahk, now that is disgusting and gross... to the max.

I've said it before and will say again that if I were a MATCHMAKER I would fix him up with Barbara Walters! He could even design a bathing suit for her and other ladies "of a certain age."

You missed one....Paris Hilton. Remember that pic?

I wouldn't touch that my pooches booty! What is that thing just hanging there?

anybody got a stick handy for poking in my eyes?

hope I look this well preserved when I am his age...not bad.

He looks good-------jealous???????

Daniel Craig looks yummy.

#8, why would anyone be jealous of you having sex? fool.

Beckham look ridiculous. hahahahahaha

TMZ, maybe if you actually traveled out of the country once in a while, you would know that the REST of the world does not find knee length surfing sorts to be fashionable....I suggest you take a lesson from MR. Armani...