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The Drapes Still Match the Mankini

Posted Jan 4th 2008 2:08PM by Celly

Fashion guru Giorgio Armani was caught on a Caribbean beach on Wednesday, sporting that same old banana hammock he's been flaunting for some time now. Time to hang it up, signor!


No offense, of course, to the fabric draping god, but wouldn't it make more sense for someone in his line of work to be up to date with the hottest beachwear trends?

One thing to be grateful for: he didn't get wet.

Tags: armani, speedo

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1. First, bitches

Posted at 2:43PM on Jan 4th 2008 by Lalique 818

2. He's on a beach in the carribean. Why should I give a flying flick what he's wearing? And why should he give a flying flick what you or I think of his beachwear? And for an old dude, he's not half bad.

Posted at 2:49PM on Jan 4th 2008 by Tristania

3. Europeans men wear bikinis. Get over it. He looks amazing in my opinion.

Posted at 3:07PM on Jan 4th 2008 by Geez

4. I'd wear'm more if I wasn't so afraid to get beat up.

Posted at 3:10PM on Jan 4th 2008 by Jizy

5. Armani could buy & sell TMZ twenty times over, so I'm sure he doesn't give a flip what TMZ might think about his beach wear. (BTW, European guys tend to wear Speedo's, ya know.)

Now the dude in the picture below him, Kazahk, now that is disgusting and gross... to the max.

Posted at 3:28PM on Jan 4th 2008 by Nani

6. I've said it before and will say again that if I were a MATCHMAKER I would fix him up with Barbara Walters! He could even design a bathing suit for her and other ladies "of a certain age."

Posted at 3:30PM on Jan 4th 2008 by Ms.KathleenCalifornia

7. You missed one....Paris Hilton. Remember that pic?

Posted at 3:39PM on Jan 4th 2008 by nofan

8. I wouldn't touch that my pooches booty! What is that thing just hanging there?

Posted at 3:52PM on Jan 4th 2008 by i had sex last night, are you jealous?

9. anybody got a stick handy for poking in my eyes?

Posted at 5:49PM on Jan 5th 2008 by dreamer

10. hope I look this well preserved when I am his age...not bad.

Posted at 3:56PM on Jan 4th 2008 by stef

11. He looks good-------jealous???????

Posted at 3:56PM on Jan 4th 2008 by BAKES

12. Daniel Craig looks yummy.

Posted at 3:59PM on Jan 4th 2008 by you ppl are idiots

13. #8, why would anyone be jealous of you having sex? fool.

Posted at 4:01PM on Jan 4th 2008 by you ppl are idiots

14. Beckham look ridiculous. hahahahahaha

Posted at 4:02PM on Jan 4th 2008 by you ppl are idiots

15. TMZ, maybe if you actually traveled out of the country once in a while, you would know that the REST of the world does not find knee length surfing sorts to be fashionable....I suggest you take a lesson from MR. Armani...

Posted at 4:22PM on Jan 4th 2008 by spread the love

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