TMZ

Our TV Shows

Got a Tip?

Call TMZ at (888) 847-9869 or Click Here

The Drapes Still Match the Mankini

1/4/2008 4:08 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Fashion guru Giorgio Armani was caught on a Caribbean beach on Wednesday, sporting that same old banana hammock he's been flaunting for some time now. Time to hang it up, signor!


No offense, of course, to the fabric draping god, but wouldn't it make more sense for someone in his line of work to be up to date with the hottest beachwear trends?

One thing to be grateful for: he didn't get wet.

38 COMMENTS

No Avatar
1.

Lola    

First, bitches

2392 days ago
2.

Tristania    

He's on a beach in the carribean. Why should I give a flying flick what he's wearing? And why should he give a flying flick what you or I think of his beachwear? And for an old dude, he's not half bad.

2392 days ago
3.

Geez    

Europeans men wear bikinis. Get over it. He looks amazing in my opinion.

2392 days ago
4.

Jizy    

I'd wear'm more if I wasn't so afraid to get beat up.

2392 days ago
5.

Nani    

Armani could buy & sell TMZ twenty times over, so I'm sure he doesn't give a flip what TMZ might think about his beach wear. (BTW, European guys tend to wear Speedo's, ya know.)

Now the dude in the picture below him, Kazahk, now that is disgusting and gross... to the max.

2392 days ago
6.

Allred Tree    

I've said it before and will say again that if I were a MATCHMAKER I would fix him up with Barbara Walters! He could even design a bathing suit for her and other ladies "of a certain age."

2392 days ago
7.

nofan    

You missed one....Paris Hilton. Remember that pic?

2392 days ago
8.

MAMA jugs TO you    

I wouldn't touch that my pooches booty! What is that thing just hanging there?

2392 days ago
9.

dreamer    

anybody got a stick handy for poking in my eyes?

2392 days ago
10.

sandyduncansglasseye    

hope I look this well preserved when I am his age...not bad.

2392 days ago
11.

cheddar    

He looks good-------jealous???????

2392 days ago
12.

Shitney, please drop of the face of the planet.    

Daniel Craig looks yummy.

2392 days ago
13.

Shitney, please drop of the face of the planet.    

#8, why would anyone be jealous of you having sex? fool.

2392 days ago
14.

Shitney, please drop of the face of the planet.    

Beckham look ridiculous. hahahahahaha

2392 days ago
15.

spread the love    

TMZ, maybe if you actually traveled out of the country once in a while, you would know that the REST of the world does not find knee length surfing sorts to be fashionable....I suggest you take a lesson from MR. Armani...

2392 days ago
| 1 | 2 | 3 | Most Recent | Next 15 Comments

Around The Web