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Prez Candidates Attract Phony Bar Patrons

1/4/2008 8:01 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

John McCain was certainly Mr. Popular when he showed up last month at The Barley House in Concord, New Hampshire. The crowd went nuts -- it seemed everybody knew John's name.
John McCain
Not so fast. We found out the people inside weren't exactly like Cliff from the post office or Norm, your basic drunk. We're told the patrons weren't surprised at all when McCain arrived, because they were shipped in -- a bunch of McCain supporters who took a cue from the candidate's website to be pretend boozers.

But we're not raggin' on John specifically. We're told lots of other candidates also pull the same stunt. Mike Huckabee will be there on Monday. How do we know? It's plastered all over Huckie's website. We're told the bar will somehow create a Huckaburger during the event -- it's a patty with spinach, tomatoes and an Arkansas fave -- fried pickles. That's how the Huckster maintains his girlish figure.

BTW, Huckabee's bringing Chuck Norris along for the ride. Huck and Chuck. That's what you do when you drink too much!

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robinn    

1ST BITCHES!!

2394 days ago
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LogicalThinking    

This is no surpise. Hillary has been doing this for the last 5 years and her husband has been doing it for the last 20.

2394 days ago
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Ooooo Noooo!    

I'd rather drink a cold Samuel Adams with a true hero like McCain than share a dry white whine with Hillary Rodham Clinton. And yes, Robinn, I ment to spell it whine -- congradulations on being FIRST! on a TMZ story nobody wants to comment on.

2394 days ago
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LogicalThinking    

4. McCain is a warmongering F**K HEAD! Says he thinks the troops could stay in Iraq for a hundred years, for all he cares.
A HUNDRED YEARS!!!!! Or even a THOUSAND YEARS! The USA won't be around for another TEN years with his f**ked up CFR (Council on Foreign Relations) policies. Who's going to PAY for that, Johnny Genius? The sucker American taxpayer, that's who!
That's right, Johnny. Just watch the economy go down in flames while you jerk off!

Posted at 10:42AM on Jan 4th 2008 by Sick of INSANE McCain
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You aren't too bright, are you? So sad

2394 days ago
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Booboo    

If this is true, it just shows how freaking pathetic our Presidential candidates are! God help us all! And I'm not surprised that the Clintons have been known to do this too. I thought that Bill was a good President, despite his lack of morality. But he and Hillary have both had their rotten moments that I'd rather forget about -

2394 days ago
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FireEmAll    

gee TMZ, could you be any more obvious in your political leanings? Give us all a break - we come to TMZ for a BREAK from the partisan freaky stuff. Leave the vote-pimping to the candidates where it belongs please.

2394 days ago
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fathead    

HUCKABEE 2008!

HE'S A STRAIGHT SHOOTER.

AND IM POLITICALLY INDEPENDENT.

ALL THE DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATES ARE LIBERAL PINKO COMMIES AND ALL THE REPUBLICAN CANDIDATES BELONG IN A BONIVA COMMERCIAL BECAUSE THEY ARE SO OLD! BUT HUCKABEE... I HEART HUCKABEE.

2394 days ago
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fathead    

lets not forget that nancy pelosi and most of the democrats these days want to issue a draft and it will probably happen if a democrat falls into exectuive power. its going to be their way of "bringing the troops home". looke it up. its true. starting a draft will bring the troops home?!? sorry but i think our military works better when its volunteer.

2394 days ago

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