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Gates: Goodbye Microsoft, Hello White House

1/8/2008 5:21 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Bill Gates has a plan in place for when he retires from Microsoft in July: train with Matthew McConaughey, rap with Jay-Z and audition for U2. Pace yourself, Bill!



Gates introduced the parody video of his life after Microsoft at CES on Sunday night. Besides partying with the celeb set, Gates also has his sights set on a bigger honor -- the White House. Not a terrible idea -- the last Bill we had in the office worked out fine.

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Bob. My name is the same forwards and backwards    

FIRST!


CARSON DALY IS A TOOL

2389 days ago
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LogicalThinking    

The last Bill we had in the White House was a disaster. A real low life piece of trash. We are still trying to fix his mistakes

2389 days ago
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Kathleen    

Yea, the last Bill was a hoot. If you like liars, cheaters, phonies, people who trash White House property on their sorry ass way out. I wouldn't say that worked out fine since he was impeached. Doesn't sound fine to me. Now he wants back in the ORAL OFFICE with his phony baloney wife as the shill. Give me a break!!!!!!!!!!!

2389 days ago
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dogggonit    

his wife as first lady would resemble Java the hud.....................

2389 days ago
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H    

"worked out fine" according to who??!! He was a disaster! and Hilary will be too..
I would LOVE to see Bill Gates run. He's obviously a very smart man.

2389 days ago
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Bobby    

I agree with LogicalThinking the last Bill we had was an absolute disaster, and if it wasn't for Bill Gates and the impact Win '95 had on the economy the other bill would have been a further disaster. But a bunch of high school and college boys have a lot to thank the other Bill for, they are all getting plenty of BJ's.

2389 days ago
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Kerry    

Yes, he did work out fine. Let me summarize:

-No retalitation for the first WTC bombing
- No retilation for the embassy bombings
- No retaliation for the USS Cole bombing
- No energy bill, no real bill of any substance
- The retroactive tax hike as soon as he entered office

The only thing he can get some credit for is the Welfare Reform Bill, which he only signed to ensure his reelection.

2389 days ago
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ObviousTrollHunter    

And in summary, ^^^^ are all rednecks.

2389 days ago
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Fleiter    

Oh, Yeah. Billy Jeff worked out fine. Fine for Osama Bin Laden. He had the bastard in his sights before 9/11 multiple times and never pulled the trigger because of fear that it would look like he was "Wagging the Dog." Bill's little affair with Monica cost a lot of American lives.

2389 days ago
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Women R Hizoes    

I wouldn't call getting impeached working out fine. In fact, that was rather embarassing for our country.

You'll find that this website will tend to project their liberal bias and pionts of view. The reason why is that Harvey Levin is a homosexual. A lot of people are unaware of this fact.

Hence, the liberal bias in the TMZ staff's commentaries. Homosexual activists will promote anything left-wing and liberal to promote their agenda.

2389 days ago
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alreadybad    

somebody make sure he has plenty of computer games and keep his ass out of the white house. go fix windows first jerk. tgf mac.

2389 days ago
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vince    

Yeah right you right wing dim wits...at least Bill C didn't waste over a trillion dollars of tax payer money on a stupid war.You morons are too stpid to understand right from wrong. Inbred hicks.

2389 days ago
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JM    

yo Bill - when you a gonna reimburse me for putting all these Mac tools a shut up????

2389 days ago
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Bobby    

.. Obvious ly TrollHunter is a bong smoking tool "BHRAAAA"

2389 days ago
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C. MANGASMOCHAS    

BILL WANTING TO RETURN TO THE "ORAL OFFICE" IS THE BEST ON YET!!!
I LOVE IT.

2389 days ago
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