Gates: Goodbye Microsoft, Hello White House

Bill Gates has a plan in place for when he retires from Microsoft in July: train with Matthew McConaughey, rap with Jay-Z and audition for U2. Pace yourself, Bill!



Gates introduced the parody video of his life after Microsoft at CES on Sunday night. Besides partying with the celeb set, Gates also has his sights set on a bigger honor -- the White House. Not a terrible idea -- the last Bill we had in the office worked out fine.

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16. OMG! You people think our country is in better shape NOW? GWBUSH has totally SCREWED us for years to come! I doubt we will pull away from the hole he has run us into in any of our lifetimes! OMG! OMG! OMG! You people are MORONS!

Posted at 6:08PM on Jan 8th 2008 by sheesh

17. He's probably got MORE brains then the rest of them.
I think he's done O.K. for himself.
( haaaaaaaaa )

Posted at 6:32PM on Jan 8th 2008 by kawika

18. Bravo! Great little vid!

And for once I agree with something I've read on TMZ: the last Bill in the White House was great! If only again...

Posted at 6:57PM on Jan 8th 2008 by Esme

19. OMG that was freakin' hysterical! :D

Posted at 6:57PM on Jan 8th 2008 by CL12

20. This video is hilarious! Wonder who orchestrated it?

Posted at 7:09PM on Jan 8th 2008 by Good Luck Bill

21. Is he still focused on curing global diseases??? Is he opting out of that route? We're waiting...

Posted at 7:12PM on Jan 8th 2008 by holly

22. Since when do you guys at TMZ have a political agenda? Do us all a favor and stick to what you know.

Posted at 7:18PM on Jan 8th 2008 by selisa80

23. OMG LMFAO!!!! Love it!

Posted at 7:38PM on Jan 8th 2008 by patty-pooh

24. No wonder this country is going down the drain..
jokes like all of you dont have a right
to complain about the economy and what bin laden did..
at least when Bill clinton was president.. we werent spendin
billions on a war that really has no cause other than americans
being nosy..

You all are a bunch of jokes..

Posted at 7:52PM on Jan 8th 2008 by hana

25. That video was too freakin long - hard to get through. Bill Clinthead was a freaking ass muncher. Our presidents suck, our country is screwed..Thanks for reminding us TMZ

Posted at 7:56PM on Jan 8th 2008 by Avril sucks balls & clint has the clap cause of er

26. Perhaps Bill almost got impeached but in all honesty, good ol' Dubya should really be put on the stand for impeachment. Honestly, he's done far more crimes to this nation than Bill.

Anyway, back on the real subject of this article. The video was cute and it's nice to see Bill Gates has a good sense of humor toward himself.

Posted at 8:14PM on Jan 8th 2008 by Fame Game

27. Total WTC casualties - 3000
Iraq war casualties to date - over 3900 and counting

Yeah, W really showed the terrorists who's boss.....

Posted at 8:15PM on Jan 8th 2008 by Say what?

28. It seems like the people commenting above me have a difficult time grasping the concept of sarcasm re Bill in the White House.

Posted at 2:13AM on Jan 10th 2008 by Daniel1

29. The last Bill in the White House rode down a false economy- the stock market dotcom bust ruined plenty of retirement programs and Bill did nothing but watch it rise (despite Greenspan's warnings) and then fall dramatically BEFORE the 2000 election. He was a sexual predator who assaulted unwilling women as well as willing women. And he should have been fired for having sex with a subordinate at his place of work- just like the rest of us would be. He left a crap economy, lost BinLaden and made us look weak in the world, and embarrased his wife and daughter and country with his lewd and bizarre behavior. Is THAT the Bill you meant?

Posted at 8:35PM on Jan 8th 2008 by YumYum

30. Being from seattle....this is funny!! Have seen it on TV several times and catch something funnier each time I watch. Very orginial I must say.....

Posted at 9:27PM on Jan 8th 2008 by Vikki

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