Bill Gates has a plan in place for when he retires from Microsoft in July: train with Matthew McConaughey, rap with Jay-Z and audition for U2. Pace yourself, Bill!
Gates introduced the parody video of his life after Microsoft at CES on Sunday night. Besides partying with the celeb set, Gates also has his sights set on a bigger honor -- the White House. Not a terrible idea -- the last Bill we had in the office worked out fine.
31. I love the fact that democrats' call anyone with a republican point of view hicks or rednecks or white trash. The reality is that the democrats' base are the high school dropouts, the drug abusers, the unemployed, the dieing hippies (finally), the terrorist sympathizers ...basically the "victims" that need handouts. While the republicans' base are the employed, the nuclear family, C-level executes, the military...the people who get things done in life. Funny how thats gets turned around.
Posted at 10:23PM on Jan 8th 2008 by mike
32. very funny!!! what a great man he is.
Posted at 12:56AM on Jan 9th 2008 by Speedmonkey.net
33. Hey Mike, it's spelled dying...are YOU a high school drop out? I'm probably going to have to subsidize your dumbass because you will have to claim disability from you plumbing job and get on Medicaid or better yet, get your Social Security at 62. Why don't you look up who ran up the biggest tax increase. I will help you out, that would be Ronald Regan in 1982. I'll bet you don't even have a college degree. You are one of those Republicans that think them there higher edumacation is stoopid. Good news is your 8 year run is OVER!
Posted at 2:27AM on Jan 9th 2008 by Barackandroll
34. I was there when he showed that clip for the first time. It was pretty funny... I seriously think that Bill Gates sounds a little bit like Kermit the Frog!!
Posted at 2:35AM on Jan 9th 2008 by Carmin Hernandez
35. "the last Bill we had in the office worked out fine."???...you must be off your meds!
Posted at 9:39AM on Jan 9th 2008 by lalala
36. Barackandroll,
You wrote, "you will have to claim disability from you plumbing job..."
The correct way to have written that, would have been, "you will have to claim disability from youR plumbing job." You see, the word "YOUR" is what we call a possesive pronoun. In this case, it would be applied to the person in question's assumed plumbing job. The word "YOU" is intended to be assigned to an individual...not a thing. The grammar you have used is improper.
When one attempts to attack another's grammar and also attempts to insult their education, but yet fail to use proper grammar themselves...or at least show that they are educated enough to know how to proof read, it just makes that person (in this case YOU) look stupid.
Posted at 3:55PM on Jan 9th 2008 by Have Some Self Respect...Vote Republican
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