Yes, it's true, D-Rod is going to Haiti -- one of the countries the U.S. State Dept. has issued a travel warning for -- to talk to the kids in some of the country's poorest neighborhoods, and will "share words of guidance and direction." What, no tattoo advice?
The Worm will attempt to "close the door of hate and open the door of love all over the world," telling the kids to "say no to drugs, no to violence, no to gangsters, and no to teenage pregnancy."
Perhaps he should speak in Kentwood, La.