Adnan -- He's Britney's Bitch, Bitch

Britney's pap seems to be the perfect man for the popwreck -- commanding the photogs to stay in line, dealing with cops -- and getting her gas station snacks while she sits in the car. It's a match made in trainwreck heaven!


The two lovebirds (plus fifty paparazzos) went down to Manhattan Beach yesterday to shop for sofas, where Adnan showed his control over the hectic scene caused by Brit's every move. He's the leader of the paps!



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61. #45, 12:40, article-That is an Incredible article on Adnan! more in depth than anything that's been done here! I was cautious to click on it, but it was legit and no warning bells on my computer went off! Thanks, that was a Good Article-article! Twit converting to Muslim and moving to Pakistan while Adnan's parents have disowned him! Awesome! Drugs, sex, and gold digging!! Coooool!!!!

Posted at 12:59PM on Jan 13th 2008 by Great backstory!

62. i bet money he knocks her up she's gonna lose her federline spawn and now she'll breed some more accessories

Posted at 2:44PM on Jan 13th 2008 by Hoser-eh

63. I'm wating for the cat fight from his soon to be Ex LOL!!!

Posted at 1:01PM on Jan 13th 2008 by kristy

64. He, "Addy", only got married to secure a green card so he could stay in the States. He & his wife are separated. His family in the UK are apparently disowning him for his involvement with Brit. "As the World Twirls"!!

Posted at 1:04PM on Jan 13th 2008 by Cheryl

65. Handle your emotions handle your scandal no worries about us, just yourself....we can afford the time to be 'hatin' like the rest of the magazines and TV shows you and I both see....no need to front, we just being human
At least we aren't there wrecking ourselves, dealing with lawyers that cost $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$, losing kids, visiting Cedars Sinai, etc....
Apparently you too have enough time to be reading all this so don't trip (on yourself) just take the blue pill you'll be fine...you don't own our brains, you don't know any of us, so just be entertained and be lucky this drama isn't happening to you....some people know how to handle fame, this twit doesn't...attracting dung doodoo and leftovers....

Now back to the Brit the brat disasters.....keep on going, can't wait until tomorrow!

What are we going to do for our kids future? That's the big picture!

Posted at 1:02PM on Jan 13th 2008 by we have time to hate on strangers so you just handle your own business

66. Does she know he sold those pics of her? What is he her new pimp?

Posted at 1:06PM on Jan 13th 2008 by Me

67. I think that's the best I've seen her dressed in quite a while.

Posted at 1:06PM on Jan 13th 2008 by Catsafterme

68. it is a huge hassle to deal with her BS, she is lucky to find someone that can take charge like he does, I don't see the problem,, they like each other & he seems to really like her ,, yes, it is easier if there is cash to get through life,,but this does not mean he does not care about her. K fed was a gold digger and he never helped her the way this guy does...I think she needs him

Posted at 1:06PM on Jan 13th 2008 by lindsey

69. Adnan literally is in the driver's seat now! She has no clue and who really cares as long as she makes all the wrong choices! She either won't show tomorrow, or will just say take the kids so she can make her new start as Pakistan's 'Mother of the Year!' If the rumor is true and she moves there, she will have a good chance of getting stoned in a whole new way!

Posted at 1:07PM on Jan 13th 2008 by Symbolism

70. Codependency is a bitch!

Posted at 1:07PM on Jan 13th 2008 by Jbird

71. datz love. how sweet.

Posted at 1:12PM on Jan 13th 2008 by agent 99

72. i love how she looks around and around,DUMBFOUNDED, like she's never seen a mob of paps before.

THIS GIRL HAS LOST HER MARBLES -- YOU CAN SEE IN HER FACE THAT THERES NOBODY HOME.

she'll be in the booby hatch by the end of the week.

Posted at 1:10PM on Jan 13th 2008 by the midnight rambler

73. ME ME ME! She's living in a material world and she is just a... a helpless little porn pop maiden wanting all male/female attention and admiration,.. and a long time for breaking laws. spent in jail or institutional rehab.. from pushing her luck and daring-do, exposing a bit too far.. Britney. Fade away with your millions and fun companions to a private life or face the consquences of your obnoxious behavior, for the world is sick of you lame excuses and pretenses, and you must say a definate yes or no to those friends and family.. you keep worrying or waiting in Limbo for you to keep your promises.

Posted at 1:12PM on Jan 13th 2008 by Jumumi

74. What do you paps do in your off time set at home watch the truman show on dvd and fondle yourselfs ,,,get a life

Posted at 1:19PM on Jan 13th 2008 by peace4celebs

75. Good finaly things will go under control. I guess TMZ has to find another victim. You made so much money from her.

Now she is OK must be devastating for your finances.

I have an idea. Why don't you try to find dirt and harass the only person that gives support her. Yes, I am talking about Adnan. I am sure you guys at TMZ hate him so much.

Posted at 1:15PM on Jan 13th 2008 by good for him !

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