Adnan -- He's Britney's Bitch, Bitch

Britney's pap seems to be the perfect man for the popwreck -- commanding the photogs to stay in line, dealing with cops -- and getting her gas station snacks while she sits in the car. It's a match made in trainwreck heaven!


The two lovebirds (plus fifty paparazzos) went down to Manhattan Beach yesterday to shop for sofas, where Adnan showed his control over the hectic scene caused by Brit's every move. He's the leader of the paps!



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76. women have sit in back while da men drive. how classy.

Posted at 1:14PM on Jan 13th 2008 by bossman.

77. POOR BRITNEY, SHE'S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE SHE'S BEING USED.

Posted at 1:15PM on Jan 13th 2008 by cara boo

78. This is royal--the princess picks a pap outside her castle.

Posted at 1:18PM on Jan 13th 2008 by wasted days and wasted nights

79. Don't worry peeps, Adnan won't be around much longer. Britney doesn't keep anyone in her life for any meaningful amount of time these days. She rotates friends and staff about as often as she changes her hair, clothes and houses. Just another sign of her mental instability.

Posted at 1:18PM on Jan 13th 2008 by EP

80. I suppose it is very naive to think this guy actually cares about Ms. Brit, huh? It would be a refreshing change of pace for her. I think I heard somewhere once that Muslim husbands are supposed to be very protective of their families. She could use a protector. But doesn't he already have a wife?

Anyway, I'm really concerned because if tomorrow is a hearing (and another deposition?), what will she do tonight to keep from attending? I see her driving off a cliff or into a big tree or something.

I feel sooooooo sorry for her parents and siblings. (Whatever they did, right or wrong, they probably love her very much.) They must be scared to death for her and yet they can only watch it unfold like we do.

It would be nice for Britney if this guy truly cared about her.

Posted at 1:21PM on Jan 13th 2008 by emmaline

81. few yrs ago britney was the perfect anointed one.....
and christina was labeled the skank slut dirtty whore, wellll welll welll, my my have the tables turned.


britneys cover has been blown off, kfed did the impossible-knocked her off the pedestal.
shes mental,unstable,unhygenic,untalanted, a phony.

christina is the truly talanted,stable,married happily,reputation intact,industry respect intact.
everyone who put christina down owe her a huge apology!!

Posted at 1:20PM on Jan 13th 2008 by the oracle knows all

82. 49. You people commenting on this are a bunch of losers. You take all of this time out of ur day to talk shyt about someone who doesnt care about ur existence, has more money than u do, and will have more fame than u ever will in ur lifetime. I love this site because its like a never ending reality show that u dont have to watch for a half hour. I think Britney Spears just needs her space and she'll be ok. If she never gets well, then too bad. I wish her and anyone else who needs it luck. I dont need to spend my day hating strangers.

Posted at 12:47PM on Jan 13th 2008 by Z
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Wow Z ,for someone who says and I quote 'You people commenting on this are a bunch of losers. 'and then turn around and say ,again I quote 'I dont need to spend my day hating strangers.' seems kinda like the pot calling the kettle black ?Now doesn't it ?If you think were a buncha losers than stay off the site !Plain and simple ,you say you dont spew hatred but somehow you do ?Go figure ,did Britney pay you to post such dribble ?What you say makes about as much sense as she seems to make !Good luck with that ...and BTW ,Britney needs Meds not space !

Posted at 1:22PM on Jan 13th 2008 by Team Kevin !!!

83. Memo from Kaplans desk:

Smearing camping must continue.

WE must destroy any support system Britney has to get more money.. People go back to putting more hating posts. And go find some more dirt on Adnan. We have to destroy him because Brittney is getting better.

Hurry up people. I have nothing new to show to Judge

Posted at 1:20PM on Jan 13th 2008 by Kaplan's people do not give up

84. several yrs ago christina once said

' The real acid test will be who last the longest "...........ding ding ding, we have ourselves a winner and her name is christina aguilera.

Posted at 1:23PM on Jan 13th 2008 by the oracle knows all

85. SHE DOES NOT HAVE TO ATTEND TOMORROW

Posted at 1:26PM on Jan 13th 2008 by She is OK

86. You guys must missing partying at Brit expenses. That were old good times.

I am sure you would do everything to get hold on her money.

Posted at 1:27PM on Jan 13th 2008 by To Team Kevin

87. this retarded, no talent, whore got boring a long time ago. Do the world a favor, suffocate the kids, swallow the entire contents of your bottles of mirtazapine and go to sleep.

Posted at 1:27PM on Jan 13th 2008 by the King

88. HERE'S WHAT I BET HAPPENED IN TH HOSPITAL: She was diagnosed ( and medically protected) as bipolar and prescribed meds. It already looks likes it is true that she ODed on them the night she got strapped down.And when you OD on certain types of these meds, you become Super Manic and act like she does! In the hospital, she refused treatment and was only kept long enough to make sure she was clear of the pills. Then she blew a gasket and as an adult, they were forced to release her, AMA ( Against Med Advice). Now Adnan steps in during her weakened mental state and took control of her mind with his smoothness. He will get her pregnant, sell the pics, get more money from her, and move out of the U.S. and live on a fat stack that keeps growing! Yeah, he's sitting on a POWDERKEG, but he doesn't care. Once he leaves her, I bet she really does a good effort at ODing, perhaps successfully, and goes off the deep end for good or just DIES! I would love to hear what you think of this Theory!

Posted at 1:27PM on Jan 13th 2008 by Bet on this!

89. Does anybody know what kind of dog the white fluffy one is? It is so cute. I do feel bad for those dogs.


Posted at 1:28PM on Jan 13th 2008 by maxsmommy

90. This might back fire on them! Britney and Adnan, "might" already be married. Thinking they can't "take her away" "IF" she has married again.....BUT!!!! Does the US acknowlege marriages done in Mexico? Because in Canada, we don't a civil service LASO has to be performed.....he he he! But I bet they are married already....Look at her hand.....She IS wearing a band! HUM?!!

Posted at 1:30PM on Jan 13th 2008 by Anarchy

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