Adnan -- He's Britney's Bitch, Bitch

Britney's pap seems to be the perfect man for the popwreck -- commanding the photogs to stay in line, dealing with cops -- and getting her gas station snacks while she sits in the car. It's a match made in trainwreck heaven!


The two lovebirds (plus fifty paparazzos) went down to Manhattan Beach yesterday to shop for sofas, where Adnan showed his control over the hectic scene caused by Brit's every move. He's the leader of the paps!



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91. "WAAAAA!! Someone please like me!!" That's the only reason she is with the guy. And if she was as devoted to her children as she is to her dog maybe she wouldn't have to go to court. Why do you take you dog to by furniture anyway? To see if he would like to piss on it? Any and all businesses she takes that dog to should say " Hey, this is a store, not petsmart, you can't bring your animal in here". She needs to spend some time in the gym, screw furniture!

Posted at 10:43PM on Jan 13th 2008 by Pinky Lee

92. There is no one -- NO ONE -- whose every move is tracked as relentlessly as Spears'. I don't know if I'd be able to handle this intense scrutiny either. She needs help, obviously, but I can't help but wonder if this every-waking-moment stalking by the paps and media isn't contributing to her meltdown.

Posted at 2:16PM on Jan 13th 2008 by Catsy

93.
She had better be careful if she moves near his family. You all know how they are when their bitches dress like ho's. Off with your head Britney. Be careful girl.

Posted at 1:34PM on Jan 13th 2008 by Confused no more

94. All you brit-brats watch and learn how this mis-match turns out so you don't come on here writing how she was doopted. This is an idiot of her own free will making her own decision, as stupid as it may be and after tomorrow things will only get crazier. KEEP THOSE POOR BOYS AWAY FROM HER!!!!!!

Posted at 1:36PM on Jan 13th 2008 by J.J.Gold

95. Yeah you tell it, Team Kevin!

We DO have time and even more time tomorrow to deal with Brit's disasters....even more popcorn next to my computer and greasy fingers to do the typing....let the drama unfold and the hatin' wars begin!
WE do make time, have time and enjoy the time....some peeps like Calgon baths, we likes typing aimlessly away until we get carpal tunnel....at least we don't have to deal with lawyers and $$$$....
so everyone who thinks we are 'haters', don't be judging when you be judging too, your eyes also reading the same stuff we are....you on this site for a reason too and we all have a right....Z just don't know the big doo doo dung picture Brit the twit is getting herself into...bigger doo doo every day!

Amen! Keep on typing away!

Posted at 1:37PM on Jan 13th 2008 by you don't need to spend your day hating, but the rest of us have time and money to do so...aiiiight!?

96. Isn't he MARRIED??????????? They are both loser's, a match made in Hell! Here comes the next Anna Nicole Smith.....
BTW, GO COWBOYS!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 1:39PM on Jan 13th 2008 by Amy in Dallas

97. Kaplan's 1:20, you idiot! No one needs to conspire against her! She is perfectly capable of doing it on her own! Yeah, like Kaplan is some mastermind who spends all his time practicing mind control on Twit to do his evil bidding! DUH!!!!! And just how is he able to do all this? You are dumber than a box of rocks! Typical fool! Blame everyone in the rest of the world that Brit is an innocent victim of this all!!! Please don't reproduce and bring more paranoid idiots like yourself into this world! PLEASE!!!

Posted at 1:52PM on Jan 13th 2008 by Idiot conspirasist!

98. he is seperated from his wife, she married him so that he would get a greencard u idiots.

Posted at 1:42PM on Jan 13th 2008 by Z

99. Ok, and ur commenting on me kacky.

Posted at 1:42PM on Jan 13th 2008 by Z

100. Does she never just stay home for the day? I know that she has a right to go wherever and do whatever, but for ffs, you'd think she'd get tired of that crap after awhile.

And I don't believe by any stretch of the imagination that she couldn't avoid it if she wanted to. Lots of bigger stars than her seem to manage to not have their every movement recorded.

Posted at 1:41PM on Jan 13th 2008 by trinity

101. Isn't he married?

Posted at 1:42PM on Jan 13th 2008 by ....hmmmm

102. Great that she has someone to protect her somewhat from "enquiring minds".

Posted at 1:47PM on Jan 13th 2008 by Petoonya

103. 81. Memo from Kaplans desk:

Smearing camping must continue.

WE must destroy any support system Britney has to get more money.. People go back to putting more hating posts. And go find some more dirt on Adnan. We have to destroy him because Brittney is getting better.

Hurry up people. I have nothing new to show to Judge

cc: KF
bc: TT

Posted at 4:07PM on Jan 13th 2008 by From Kaplan desk

104. I love how angry I am making some of u people. I love TMZ and my eyes will continue to watch the videos and if I am waiting to do real life things of course I will read the stupid comments posted. Like I originally typed, when I have nothing better to do, I like to read the articles. I dont comment usually. I just think u people are very nasty for some of the things u say. Does it make people angry that I am right that they are haters. Read the craziness that is britney spears and laugh. Dont wish death on her. Just because adnan is a pap doesnt make him a loser. If having a regular job such as a photographer makes someone a loser then we must all be losers. Not saying that this goes for britney spears but look at Jessica Alba and Cash warren. They seem fine. Celebrities would be better off with regular people . I dont know if regular people would be better off with them.

Posted at 1:51PM on Jan 13th 2008 by Z

105. You people who constantly bash and trash Britney are sicker than she is.

Posted at 1:53PM on Jan 13th 2008 by Enough Already !

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