Lawyers to Brit: Honey, You Gotta Show for This

61. Did Britney place this ad??

Please realize I did not write this! I found this on a forum and thought it was funny. Enjoy!

Please help! After two long years of being on a waiting list for a
dog, we have been notified by breed rescue that, at long last, our number
has come up and ... WE ARE HAVING A PUPPY!
We must get rid of our children IMMEDIATELY because we just know how
time consuming our new little puppy is going to be and it just wouldn't
be fair to the children. Since our little puppy will be arriving on Monday we MUST place the children up for adoption this weekend!
They are described as:

One male -- his name is Tommy, Caucasian (English/Irish mix), light
blonde hair, blue eyes. Four years old. Excellent disposition. He doesn't
bite. Temperament tested. Has had chicken Pox and is current on all shots.


One female -- her name is Lexie, Caucasian (English/Irish mix),
strawberry blonde hair, green eyes quite freckled. Two years old. Can be surly
at times. Non-biter, thumb sucker. Has been temperament tested but needs a
little attitude adjusting occasionally. She is current on all shots, would do best in a one child household.

We really do LOVE our children so much and want to do what's right
for them.
But we simply can no longer keep them.
Also, we are afraid that they may hurt our new puppy.
I hope you understand that ours is a UNIQUE situation and we have a
real emergency here!
They MUST be placed into your rescue by Sunday night
at the latest or we will be forced to drop them off at the orphanage or along some dark, country road. Our priority now has to be our new puppy.
We may need to place the childrens sire as well if he does not bond well with the puppy. He is older but well trained and can be quite affectionate.

Posted at 4:07PM on Jan 13th 2008 by ayla of no people

62. I would lie in front of a bus for my kids and your poor, pathetic soul can't even manage to go to court...and on time...for yours. Being a mother is a privilege you don't deserve. You seem to think that being Britney Spears means you are owed something...YOU'RE NOT! Being Britney Spears means nothing more than being Paris Hilton right now. You aren't contributing anything at this point and the only thing you're accomplishing is wreaking havoc on LA. You desperately need to get help. You owe that to your sons.

Posted at 4:08PM on Jan 13th 2008 by Mel

63. 56. You have no idea which personality your seeing today. You never know. My dog is cleaning it up, He is nasty!

Posted at 4:06PM on Jan 13th 2008 by your right
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Dogs are awesome like that.

Posted at 4:09PM on Jan 13th 2008 by More amazed every day

64. She'll be there stop stressin

Posted at 4:18PM on Jan 13th 2008 by Jane Doe

65. To all you retards defending the freak. You could at least learn how to spell her name. It sure as hell isn't Brittany

Posted at 4:10PM on Jan 13th 2008 by Hi there!

66. Nic 4:04, this nice add with the odds! This style of prediction seems to be catching on. I think scoops ( who I stole from) created a monster! We'll soon get to stick all of our noses into this soon enough. Schadenfreude!?!

Posted at 4:11PM on Jan 13th 2008 by Bet on this!

67. 55. She will get back together with Justin Timberlake: 10/1
She will come out as a Lesbian: 2/1
She will get dropped by her label: 3/1
She will become a Hare Krishna: 50/1
She will join a Christian cult: 20/1
She will get married in Vegas (again): 5/1
Become estranged (not speaking) from her Mother, Sister & Family: 4/1
She will permanently move out of country: 40/1
She will request Asylum on Hollywood Squares: 100/1
She will shave her Children’s heads:50/1
She will be arrested for a DUI: 2/1
She will be declared an unfit mother: 7/1
She will marry Michael Jackson: 150/1
She will produce a record that will sell over 5 million copies: 20/1
She will star in a blockbuster movie: 150/1
She will attempt a sex change: 25/1
She will start a career as a hairdresser: 20/1

Posted at 4:04PM on Jan 13th 2008 by Nic
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I'm in, what's your pay pal account ##?

Posted at 4:11PM on Jan 13th 2008 by More amazed every day

68. If she Don't show up in Court, I guest Havery Levin will
get the Kids, that night Havery Levin will love it,

Posted at 4:13PM on Jan 13th 2008 by Gary

69. She won't show, she's happy now, it's what she wanted and worked for all along, to be free again of all responsibility. She would fight harder to get into a Starbucks than she would fight for her children. She's crazy like a fox, if she didn't want to be in the headlines, she has the resources to go somewhere quiet. She's an over aged adolescent trying to regain her lost childhood, that's all that is going on. She doesn't deserve those beautiful children. Parenthood is a sacrifice, get that Britney?

Posted at 4:12PM on Jan 13th 2008 by Pepper

70. It is going to be a Media zoo.

Posted at 4:15PM on Jan 13th 2008 by gary

71. It will probably be at a social services office for 1-2 hours. If she’s out of control, she wouldn’t be allowed to see them.

Posted at 4:07PM on Jan 13th 2008 by DIANE T
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I had read that in one of these rag articles, maybe up to 6 hours a week. I think that may be wishful thinking on the part of Brit's lawyers though. Social Services would be a REALLY good idea.

Posted at 4:16PM on Jan 13th 2008 by More amazed every day

72. She'll show, twelve hours after the scheduled time, drunk, high, and delusional. She'll be in her wedding dress which itself will be covered in poo, screaming about deep fried chicken and the how the water fountain out front needs to do as she says!! Ding dang it!!!!

Posted at 4:19PM on Jan 13th 2008 by YoYo

73. More Amazed, have a good one, now your making me laugh. See Ya!

Posted at 4:19PM on Jan 13th 2008 by your right

74. what is in that inhaler ?

Posted at 4:21PM on Jan 13th 2008 by urgent , SOMEONE SAVE BRITNEYfrom PARASITE GHALIB

75. We really do LOVE our children so much and want to do what's right
for them.
But we simply can no longer keep them.
Also, we are afraid that they may hurt our new puppy.
I hope you understand that ours is a UNIQUE situation and we have a
real emergency here!
They MUST be placed into your rescue by Sunday night
at the latest or we will be forced to drop them off at the orphanage or along some dark, country road. Our priority now has to be our new puppy.
We may need to place the childrens sire as well if he does not bond well with the puppy. He is older but well trained and can be quite affectionate.


Posted at 4:07PM on Jan 13th 2008 by ayla of no people
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That's soooo funny..thanks for the laugh :o)

Posted at 4:22PM on Jan 13th 2008 by More amazed every day