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16. HE IS A FAT, DISGUSTING EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING. HE AND PARIS SHOULD JUST GO AHEAD AND GET MARRIED. THEY ARE JUST ALIKE.

Posted at 2:06PM on Jan 14th 2008 by shut your face!

17. This guy always looks dumber than a rock. Like in this picture: "Uunhhh....Me go in water. Me swim." What a mouth-breather.

Posted at 2:19PM on Jan 14th 2008 by Hyde

18. Sweet nipples. Has he been breastfeeding? I like the shadow his nipple is casting.

Posted at 2:45PM on Jan 14th 2008 by Marissa

19. Not even 5 billion dollars could make that thing attractive. Crawl back into your hole, Brandon!

Posted at 9:13PM on Jan 14th 2008 by christie

20. This guy has no job and no responsibilities whatsoever, you'd think he could find a hour or so every few days in his "busy" schedule to hit the gym or at least do a freakin' sit-up. This ass is of no use to humanity in the slightest, completely and undeniably pathetic. I'd love to beat the living crap out of him and his tub of lard flaming gay brother, just for being the useless celebutards that they are. And tell them to bring Brody Jenner along too, since I think I could help him with some free of charge dental work.

Posted at 12:02AM on Jan 15th 2008 by Ihatecelebs.com

21. LOSER.....get a job brandon, lohan is a mess but she is an EMPLOYED mess.....you are a fat, spoiled sorry excuse for a man (Using the term "man" very, very loosely) get a job and a life, or better yet JUST GO AWAY!!! By the way there's no FIRE in that CROTCH....pencil weinie....

Posted at 4:26AM on Jan 16th 2008 by brendaf