Janice Melts in Miami

1/14/2008 3:26 PM PST
Disguised as a goomah with her Jersey shore wannabe "Soprano," surgically reassembled prehistoric supermodel Janice Dickinson and her boyfriend, Joe Kaplan, basked in the Miami sun this weekend. It's so frickin' hot down here, fughettaboudit!

Silicone is known to be somewhat heat resistant.