
Does he make you horny, baby?!

Ewwww! His girlfriend looks sickly. And she is a fashion designer? No wonder teenage girls don't eat, puke, too much exercise - whatever to look so skinny. Go Eat Something! Please, in the name of all that is good.
She's a successful woman in her own right. So why would she stoop to dating/screwing the crypt keeper?
She's not thin because she doesn't eat - she's thin because she vomits everytime they have sex and she sees him naked!
Shall we shag now? I love it!!! Yo go Mick!!! This man has earned the right to wear whatever he wants.
Did he steal that from the Jerry Seinfeld show episode on the "Puffy Shirt"?!? Egad that's awful!!!!!!
She looks like a vampire bat or something...mighty fugly...he on the otherhand...total Cryptkeeper for sure - right on #4!
Old Mick rocks on. He should have stayed with Jerri Hall. At least she looks like a woman. It will be interesting how many women and how many children will be listed in his epitaph. He is a very intelligent man, but we all have our "areas", don't we?
To you that dare bash the Great Mick Jagger when you are 64 you will be lucky to muster up the energy to walk the Dog he can run dance & sing for 2 hrs he is amazing you Rock Mick
The Stones:
Kings of sex, drugs, and Rock & Roll - they're still alive, the top act and partying. And you just sit in front of your computer typing and watching and eating...
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