Where in the Name of L. Ron is Katie Holmes?

Scientolomom Katie Holmes appeared on "Live with Regis and Kelly" this morning, but as anyone who's seen the show will tell you, she looked like anything but Katie Holmes. Oh, Dawson!


Sources who worked with Katie for years tell TMZ that bubble-bobbed Katie is "barely recognizable" as the same person who married Suri's father in 2006, and that she "has completely changed." Indeed, if her spot on "Regis" today is any indication, it looks like she has morphed into some type of Scientolobotomized version of herself. She's "clear" all right -- of her former self! Hopefully, she's getting a lot of mad money!

TMZ also spotted Katie and her first husband at the Carlyle Hotel yesterday with their little princess, expressionless and unnerved by the surrounding pap crush.

Tags: Katie Holmes, KatieHolmes, Suri Cruise, SuriCruise, Tom Cruise, TomCruise

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31. I would hope Katie is more mature now than she was at 19 or 20. However, this doesn't seem like maturity. This seems robotic as so many have said. When I read or hear interviews with her, everything sounds so fake and awkward. If you go back to read and/or watch interviews with Nicole Kidman from the years she was married to Tom, it's almost scary how similar they sound. Their comments about Tom are very much alike. The way they seem to present themselves is similar also. It's weird. I like to give people the benefit of the doubt, but there's something seriously off about this relationship, and there has been from the be ginning.

Posted at 12:22PM on Jan 14th 2008 by Dancing Barefoot 88

32. I would hope Katie is more mature now than she was at 19 or 20. However, this doesn't seem like maturity. This seems robotic as so many have said. When I read or hear interviews with her, everything sounds so fake and awkward. If you go back to read and/or watch interviews with Nicole Kidman from the years she was married to Tom, it's almost scary how similar they sound. Their comments about Tom are very much alike. The way they seem to present themselves is similar also. It's weird. I like to give people the benefit of the doubt, but there's something seriously off about this relationship, and there has been from the be ginning.

Posted at 12:24PM on Jan 14th 2008 by SummerRain88

33. http://www.theweeklydonut.com/index.php/category/tomkat/

Posted at 12:35PM on Jan 14th 2008 by BadaBibg

34. I think she is completely trying to be and act like Jackie Kennedy Onassis. She has the hair, walk, clothes, etc. She may have matured, however, it is plain to see when she is acting in the movies she is more 'herself' than when she is interviewing. ( What is up with her deepened voice on Regis and Kelly this morning?!?) But put yourself in her shoes, I bet you would stand taller and act more sophisticated also. Money changes people. So does fame for being married to someone as powerful and world-known as Tom Cruise.

Posted at 1:05PM on Jan 14th 2008 by idiotwood

35. The hairs too perfect.... They gave her a labotomy, a microchip and a wig.... That hair can't be real....IMO

Posted at 4:43PM on Jan 14th 2008 by Make it go away....

36. Let's see, she's married, she had a baby and ooooh she's still married.
She's not photographed half naked, she isn't drunk and she is neat and clean.

Yeah, I would say for TMZ she is a freak, but for the real world, she's Oh NO, NORMAL.

Posted at 1:16PM on Jan 14th 2008 by TERRI

37. Katie seems to be a bit robotic these days

Posted at 9:20PM on Jan 14th 2008 by miriam pierre

38. Ok, is the girl not allowed to grow & mature? This is not Dawson’s Creek circa 2002, folks. She is a 29 yr. old wife & mother & I think she looks lovely. I read an interview with her recently & she seemed very level headed & capable of making her own decisions. Unfortuntely, this is not the norm in Hollywood today which is all the more reason that she should be respected for this instead of ridiculed for her choice of husband &/or religion. Jeez.

Posted at 1:21PM on Jan 14th 2008 by get it over already

39. Hideous Freak now!!

hate her and Tom.

FREE KATIE!!!!!!

Posted at 1:30PM on Jan 14th 2008 by kate

40. I think Katie has never looked better..She's stylish, sopisticated and well spoken..If that is due to Scientology boy oh boy can I think of a lot of people who could reinvent themselves thru Scieontology..Starting with "Hey ya'll I need to reinvent myself".....

Posted at 1:28PM on Jan 14th 2008 by Felicity

41. Dee, Just Me, Diggs, Bobblehead, Bailey, it's obvious that you're Scientologist(s). Stop using the word "mature," no one except you confuses a lobotomy with maturity.

Posted at 1:37PM on Jan 14th 2008 by MercyHumppe

42. shes not making a ton of money, in the scientology religon you give all your money to them. and they brainwash you. poor katie holmes, she used to be so hot.

Posted at 1:23AM on Jan 15th 2008 by anngry

43. watched "it" this morning on Regis & Kelly
Tom must be so proud of his creation

Posted at 1:39PM on Jan 14th 2008 by ahahaha

44. Y'know, she does seem a bit . . . constricted. Scientology didn't make Kirstie Alley or Kelly Preston that way; they seem lively enough. So what happened with her?

I believe Suri is the product of Tom and Kate, maybe not so naturally. She bears a STRIKING resemblence to the Tomster, so I don't think they used that old goat's sperm to create a scientolo-kiddy.

But can you spell a-r-t-i-f-i-c-i-a-l i-n-s-e-m-i-n-a-t-i-o-n, kiddies? That's how Ms. Suri came to be. She's a pretty cute little girl, no matter how she came to be.

Posted at 1:43PM on Jan 14th 2008 by emmaline

45. She does not look happy. I wouldn't call it maturity, you can still smile and be warm when matured. She has gotten herself into this and now has to live it. By the way she isn't so innocent, she is very intelligent both her father and brother are lawyers
can you imagine what the dinner conversations where about? She loves the lifestyle, and has always had a crush on Tom. I do believe she sold her soul for it. Enjoy Suri while you can because soon in 8 years Katie will be X, Tom gets the 10 year itch, that can only be cured with a quick divorce and no alimony. Remember Nicole, she didn't even know they were getting a divorce, he had her served. Tom will keep Suri, and his new wife will give an interview where she says, "Suri calls me MOM."

Posted at 1:51PM on Jan 14th 2008 by Dee

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