WWE Wants to Lay Smackdown on Britney!

Screw the Hulk, forget the Ultimate Warrior -- the WWE is on a hardcore mission to get Britney Spears in the ring!


Several musclebound behemoths from the wacky wrestling franchise are courting Spears to join them for combat -- some even enticing her by calling her "fat!" And since Brit has always called herself "country," perhaps a good ol' drag through the mud is just what she needs!

But not all the wrastlers want to fight Brit; WWE head Vince McMahon also authorized this article which suggests that he and the pop tart should hook up -- as in bedroom tag team partners?! Eek.

Let's get it on, y'all!

Tags: Britney Spears, BritneySpears, WWE

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1. Oh, yes, Fed Up! A WWE appearance is much lower than not sleeping four days, going nuts on the streets of LA, going to your court appearance ( to fight for your kids no less) and leaving 3 minutes later. You're delusional.

Posted at 12:07AM on Feb 11th 2008 by Trix

2. Very many thanks for a good work. Nice and useful. Like it!

Posted at 12:32PM on Mar 17th 2008 by RedPower

3. and the point of this is......

Posted at 12:10PM on Jan 14th 2008 by Mnkyonmybck

4. Don't these losers have drugs to take or a family to kill. STFU no talents.

Posted at 12:16PM on Jan 14th 2008 by My 2¢

5. shut the eff up. those guys
play swords with one another

Posted at 12:17PM on Jan 14th 2008 by celebrity.web.net

6. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLMAO!!!!!!!

Posted at 12:20PM on Jan 14th 2008 by puleez

7. F' the whole WWE train of idiocy! If anyone deserves a giant Slapdown, it's all of the tools at this organization! Publicity seeking, mindless antics of of a bunch of losers! This is just disgusting! All the WWE is trying to do is create a firestorm. any firestorm, to get itself noticed as they continue to swirl down the toilet bowl of mediocrity! And F' TMZ for being paid off to show this crap! They obviously have a financial deal with this group of douchebags as is obvious by the mindless drivel they keep allowing this organization to parade on this site! And the fans who support this are even bigger losers to worship these people! Maybe if you're a testosterone challenged, lonely, hate filled teen, it's ok, but the adults who follow this crap are mindless cattle who drink at the trough of mindless, poorly performed aggression!

Posted at 12:30PM on Jan 14th 2008 by More paid WWE advertising!

8. That guy with the belt over his shoulder has been fairly regular on MTV's The Gauntlet series. Did he Real World or Road Rules, first?!? So strange, I used to always think, "That guy needs to go into wrestling", and here he is....by the way....the Twitney crack corn and I don't care.........HILARIOUS!

Posted at 12:32PM on Jan 14th 2008 by Seriously

9. Yes, give Twit the Smack Down!!! Now THAT would be some good pay-per-view!

Posted at 12:34PM on Jan 14th 2008 by Hideous

10. HAHAHA MIZ AND MORRISON ARE HILARIOUS
WE DONT LIKE FATTYS AT THE PALACE OF WISDOM
HAHAHAHAHA

Posted at 12:37PM on Jan 14th 2008 by WWE Fan Zone

11. Get Brooke Hogan in the ring. There is where her natural talent, her true calling lies! The girl was born to work for the WWE!

Posted at 12:37PM on Jan 14th 2008 by My 2 cents

12. The Miz is so freakin' gorgeous!

Posted at 12:38PM on Jan 14th 2008 by Hideous

13. Vince McMahon is a parasite b/c he will exploit anyone and anything for a buck. He is a waste of food and water which could go to the rest of society.

Posted at 12:40PM on Jan 14th 2008 by agent smith

14. Britney Spears is a waste of food and water as well. She should kill herself.

Posted at 12:54PM on Jan 14th 2008 by KS

15. Fer cryin' out loud! This is the most ridiclous thing I've ever heard. Britney may be going through a very rough time now, but a WWE apperance? She will never sink that low!

Hey KS - suggesting ANYONE should kill themselves is stupid, rude and in extremely bad taste. Go back to your hole.

Posted at 1:17PM on Jan 14th 2008 by Fed Up!

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