WWE Wants to Lay Smackdown on Britney!

Screw the Hulk, forget the Ultimate Warrior -- the WWE is on a hardcore mission to get Britney Spears in the ring!


Several musclebound behemoths from the wacky wrestling franchise are courting Spears to join them for combat -- some even enticing her by calling her "fat!" And since Brit has always called herself "country," perhaps a good ol' drag through the mud is just what she needs!

But not all the wrastlers want to fight Brit; WWE head Vince McMahon also authorized this article which suggests that he and the pop tart should hook up -- as in bedroom tag team partners?! Eek.

Let's get it on, y'all!

Filed under: Britney Spears, Talk Sports

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31. Wrestling storylines:srs bizness.

Posted at 11:48AM on Feb 3rd 2008 by LOLInternets

32. Oh, yes, Fed Up! A WWE appearance is much lower than not sleeping four days, going nuts on the streets of LA, going to your court appearance ( to fight for your kids no less) and leaving 3 minutes later. You're delusional.

Posted at 12:07AM on Feb 11th 2008 by Trix

33. Very many thanks for a good work. Nice and useful. Like it!

Posted at 12:32PM on Mar 17th 2008 by RedPower

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