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Artie Lange -- How to Pick Up a Hot Waitress

Posted Jan 15th 2008 1:06PM by TMZ Staff

Artie Lange gave onlookers lessons on how to pick up one of the hot Las Vegas cocktail waitresses ... just sit and stare with your tongue out.
Artie Lange
TMZ snapped this photo of Artie from "The Howard Stern Show" inside the Luxor Hotel and Casino this weekend, at the exact moment his tongue fell out of his face while staring at this hot young server. No word on if she accepted his dinner invitation.

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46. Hum. Did it work for this guy? This approach has never worked for me. I've tended to do it involuntarily.

Posted at 4:36PM on Jan 15th 2008 by Lafayette

47. It's too bad that a young woman has to dress like that to serve in a legitimat establishment..........there but for the grace of God go I. Thanks Mom and Dad for the education.

Posted at 4:05PM on Jan 15th 2008 by Pieta

48. Shave, lose some poundage, shower, your genitals smell!

Posted at 5:10PM on Jan 15th 2008 by MARIO

49. FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Artie is eating himself to death big fat blob!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 5:09PM on Jan 15th 2008 by tom

50. Wheres Teddy??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Posted at 5:10PM on Jan 15th 2008 by tom

51. I love artie too but man he is so bloated and I bet he sweats pure grain alcohol.

Posted at 5:19PM on Jan 15th 2008 by Daneen

52. He shook her all night long.......FIYAH !!!!!!!!

Posted at 5:20PM on Jan 15th 2008 by pnklee

53. This girl looks like a slutty skank weed.

Posted at 5:23PM on Jan 15th 2008 by spoiled rats

54. If your going to be a waitress put your clothes on you idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 5:28PM on Jan 15th 2008 by spoiled rats

55. She's wearing two bras, because one is her costume/uniform, other is the real one she needs to wear when she's done her shift.

Posted at 5:27PM on Jan 15th 2008 by TiredofthisCrap

56. WHEN I SAW ARTIES PICTURE ON MY SCREEN I ACTUALLY COULD SMELL SOME VOMIT COMING OFF THE PICTURE!!

I ALMOST BARFED!

HE IS THE WORST STANDUP COMIC THAT I HAVE EVER HEARD AND BESIDES HE WILL PROBABLY BE DEAD IN LESS THAN FIVE YEARS AT THE RATE HE IS GOING!!!

GOOD FOR EVERY ONE IF HE IS OUT OF THE PUBLICS EYE ALONG WITH STERN WHO IS A NO TALENT PUNK!!!!

Posted at 5:43PM on Jan 15th 2008 by NUMbnuts

57. what a fat sloppy mess. ucgh

Posted at 5:50PM on Jan 15th 2008 by -

58. Artie has more chins than the Chinatown phonebook

Posted at 6:19PM on Jan 15th 2008 by anna_manana

59. Sadly enough, this guy reminds me of half the population of men. A fat, disgusting, vomit inducing tub of horny lard. If he thinks any woman like that would ever want to touch him, he's just as stupid as the rest of them :]

Posted at 7:29PM on Jan 16th 2008 by Tori

60. She must be holding a ball of cookie dough for him to behave that way.

Posted at 7:29PM on Jan 16th 2008 by Tori

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