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Artie Lange -- How to Pick Up a Hot Waitress

Posted Jan 15th 2008 1:06PM by TMZ Staff

Artie Lange gave onlookers lessons on how to pick up one of the hot Las Vegas cocktail waitresses ... just sit and stare with your tongue out.
Artie Lange
TMZ snapped this photo of Artie from "The Howard Stern Show" inside the Luxor Hotel and Casino this weekend, at the exact moment his tongue fell out of his face while staring at this hot young server. No word on if she accepted his dinner invitation.

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61. Artie is the man...he reportedly used this chick as a toothpick following his meal.

To the poster Shannon above, get a job, move out of your parents house, and pay for Sirius...You will never go back to regular radio. Besides Howard being better than ever, the other music, talk, and sports stations more than justify the cost of the subscription. Best money spent each month IMHO. Oh yeah, as for your claim that no one listens, I suppose 8.5 million subscribers accurately describes "no one"....get the facts straight next time.

Posted at 6:31PM on Jan 15th 2008 by SQ

62. Shannon, is your real name Dopey or Ain't Funny? Stern is still relevant and Sirius is great. He says he would never go back to terrestrial radio.

Posted at 12:11PM on Jan 16th 2008 by ajogg

63. SQ YOU ARE A BIGGER LOOSER THAN FAT ASSED ARTIE AND HOWAR STERN THE HIGH SCHOOL HUMORIST!!!

ALL LOOOOOSERS!!

Posted at 6:45PM on Jan 15th 2008 by NUMbnuts

64. I got 2 words for you....Chris...Farley...

Posted at 6:51PM on Jan 15th 2008 by steve

65. Artie sucks Howard needs Jaclie back

Posted at 7:13PM on Jan 15th 2008 by CrabbyPantz

66. Why doesn't this fat slob just die from a heartattack or drug overdose!

Posted at 7:58PM on Jan 15th 2008 by Charley Varrick

67. definately this years dead pool.

Posted at 10:53PM on Jan 15th 2008 by chas

68. Holy Crap! I haven't seen photos of him in years.... what a fat, mess. He has just been added to my celebrity death pool 2008 list.

Posted at 1:10PM on Jan 16th 2008 by Cuppie

69. ALL YOU KNUCKLE DRAGGING RETARDS THAT ENJOY ARTIE & STERN HUMOUR DESERVE HIM!!!

OH BOY DID YOU HEAR THAT GUY FART FOR 3O SECONDS, WOW THAT IS REALLY FUNNY????

OH BOY DID YOU SEE THAT GIRLS ASS LET SPANK HER!!! OH WOW THATS HILARIOUS!!!

TYPICAL STERN & ARTIE HUMOUR, FOR LOW CLASS RETARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 10:48PM on Jan 15th 2008 by NUMbnuts

70. what does she look like from the top... KNOW THATS WHAT HOT LOOKS LIKE

Posted at 10:54PM on Jan 15th 2008 by POCKETAA

71. ARTIE RULES

Posted at 1:04AM on Jan 16th 2008 by ping pong

72. artie lange is the luckiest and most ungrateful slobby celebrity around. He treats his coworkers like crap.

Posted at 11:53AM on Jan 16th 2008 by kingofallricans

73. He looks like Pizza The Hut...whereby he will just sit there and eat himself to - DEATH!!!!

Posted at 9:30AM on Jan 16th 2008 by buxxy

74. Artie does NOT need Dana back in his life.
She is a golddigger.
She wanted nothing to do with him when they first met. When she found out he was on the Howard Stern show, then she got interested. She sucks.

Posted at 10:06AM on Jan 16th 2008 by B-ro

75. Enjoy his comedy talents now because he's going to die soon. Man has no control over his own life.

Posted at 11:45AM on Jan 16th 2008 by OooooooNoooooo

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