Behold! Newest Scientolodroid Debuts!

Posted Jan 15th 2008 2:14PM by TMZ Staff

David Letterman made television history yesterday when, for the very first time, he welcomed an android as a guest on his show. It did not jump on the chairs.


When the KH-9878 Scientolobot™ arrived, its Sociability Module had not yet been uploaded, and it entered the Ed Sullivan Theater without greeting the waiting press and gawking public. Note its remarkable Wintour-o-Bob Cranial Headgear!

As the KH-9878 was properly configured, it demonstrated remarkable human-like dexterity with an ordinary pen -- not to mention a fetching set of "gams."

Watch the world-premiere demonstration.

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1. TMZ Hates.

Posted at 2:54PM on Jan 15th 2008 by Can\\\'tLetHimOnTop

2. Hmmm

Posted at 2:55PM on Jan 15th 2008 by Jay

3. Finally! A Stepford wife! It took awhile but Tom accomplished his "perfect" wife.

Posted at 2:57PM on Jan 15th 2008 by MMK

4. She's more like "Invasion of the Body Snatchers."

Posted at 2:58PM on Jan 15th 2008 by MMK

5. This poor child has been so thoroughly brainwashed by her Scientology mentor, I certainly hope she continues to walk on air and believe she is blissfully happy.

Posted at 3:00PM on Jan 15th 2008 by Katty-O

6. What a poor littl girl. She'll wake up one day and go, "oh, what the hell have I done, here?" Rumours of marriage contracts and homosexuality aside, Tom is about as wacko as they come. And Katie.... well, she's now rich and married her childhood crush. Sounds like a kick-ass "reality" show!

Posted at 3:01PM on Jan 15th 2008 by Meg

7. How presumptuous of her. She carries her own sharpie. Gah!

Posted at 3:02PM on Jan 15th 2008 by FelicityShagwell

8. Leave them alone. Everyone is also out to get those who are happy. Tom and Katie are happy, and those who believe that Suri is not Tom's need to get there eyes checked she looks just like him. I think people are so bored with there own lives that they have to bash on others to make them feel good about themselves. I hope they live and long and happy life together.

Posted at 3:02PM on Jan 15th 2008 by kathy

9. Willy Wonka, is that you???

Posted at 3:02PM on Jan 15th 2008 by Jocelyn

10. Leave them alone. Everyone is also out to get those who are happy. Tom and Katie are happy, and those who believe that Suri is not Tom's need to get there eyes checked she looks just like him. I think people are so bored with there own lives that they have to bash on others to make them feel good about themselves. I hope they live and long and happy life together.

Posted at 3:04PM on Jan 15th 2008 by kathye

11. You all remain a bunch of A**Ho*** with your captions

Posted at 3:04PM on Jan 15th 2008 by bubls_o0o0

12. why is everytthing " AMAZING " with her ............?

i don't even want to save her any more .

Posted at 3:06PM on Jan 15th 2008 by save katie

13. I don't understand why everyone is so hard on Katie. Just 'cause she isn't falling down drunk and flashing her hoo-hah like the rest of these numbskulls, she's a robot? Clearly sanity, modesty, and moderation are not "in" for 2008.

Posted at 3:06PM on Jan 15th 2008 by LiveFast.DiePretty.

14. This article is soooooooo hilarious! Can you imagine her surprise when she finally wakes up from her nightmare?

Posted at 3:06PM on Jan 15th 2008 by WOW

15. Aww, I like Tom and Katie, and think it's in bad taste to defame someone over their religion. How would you like it if people started saying things about your religion.

Being an agnostic, I think all religion is ridiculous, but I do try to be tolerant.

Posted at 3:07PM on Jan 15th 2008 by Adrienne

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