Behold! Newest Scientolodroid Debuts!

David Letterman made television history yesterday when, for the very first time, he welcomed an android as a guest on his show. It did not jump on the chairs.


When the KH-9878 Scientolobot™ arrived, its Sociability Module had not yet been uploaded, and it entered the Ed Sullivan Theater without greeting the waiting press and gawking public. Note its remarkable Wintour-o-Bob Cranial Headgear!

As the KH-9878 was properly configured, it demonstrated remarkable human-like dexterity with an ordinary pen -- not to mention a fetching set of "gams."

Watch the world-premiere demonstration.



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31. I think Albert Einstein is there god and Newton is the saint.

Posted at 2:38PM on Jan 16th 2008 by DVD

32. This is completely wacky, but on topic. I was at the Letterman taping as a guest of a CBS employee and got to go backstage. Natalie Portman was backstage and was there with Katie Holmes. HUH? Is Natalie turning to the dark side too???

Posted at 3:41PM on Jan 15th 2008 by JPinCT

33. She always has her arm around his neck like he's her little boy. I think Tom and Katie are boring boobs.
Tom and Nicole's adopted children are home schooled at Tom's house so his crazy sister can teach them the cult religion.

Posted at 3:40PM on Jan 15th 2008 by S.D.

34. She always has her arm around his neck like he's her little boy. I think Tom and Katie are boring boobs.
Tom and Nicole's adopted children are home schooled at Tom's house so his crazy sister can teach them the cult religion.

Posted at 3:40PM on Jan 15th 2008 by S.D.

35. HAHA! KH-9878? that's SO funny. yes, she is very droid-like.

Posted at 2:18PM on Jan 16th 2008 by darcy

36. Makes sense...she was at the wedding. Pix were on People.com

Posted at 3:44PM on Jan 15th 2008 by ace_stone127

37. Her interview with Dave last night was Very awkward. Did anyone else catch her expression when he asked her about having more kids? That conversation was extremely stilted and you could tell Dave changed the subject quickly. To have to be so utterly cautious about every word you say is very sad. I hope she's happy... but something in her eyes and expressions make me think not. IT's like she's trying to "convince" herself that she's happy. You look at earlier interviews of Katie (before Tom) and she was so cute and bubbly... what happened to that part of her personality? :(

Posted at 3:45PM on Jan 15th 2008 by sue

38. Sure she's acting robotic, her personality has changed since meeting Tom and they look weird together. Many girls (mostly high school) change personalities and drop friends when they meet their dream guy. Tom and Katie are a perfect in that they are both immature. That being said, they both are happy it may be fleeting but folks should stop judging and let them be.

Posted at 3:46PM on Jan 15th 2008 by DeX

39. I love people that reinvent themselves..it's so theraputic..Britney can you hear me?????

Posted at 3:47PM on Jan 15th 2008 by Prue

40. They look so fake always kissing and slobbering on each other in public. She just married the Midget for his money. I don't plan to ever spend my money on their films. They are so has-beens.

Posted at 3:48PM on Jan 15th 2008 by H.H.

41. TMZ, you're taking things much too far. If someone matures and behaves like a charming young lady, she has been brainwashed? She has grown up, and is now a happy wife and mother. Please, stop this.

Posted at 3:49PM on Jan 15th 2008 by Genna

42. I agree with every word TMZ - you captured it beautifully in words. Might I add that she looks like a fool in sunglasses at night and that haircut renders me speechless.

The cult is sending their robot out into the masses....

Posted at 3:49PM on Jan 15th 2008 by katie is one scary robot

43. anyone who shuns her real, loving and supportive, family for a crazy like tom and the scientologies has problems.

she had stars in her eyes when she met tom, and he used her pitifully. he doesn't love her. he loves his wierd science creation.

whacked out couple! keeeeeerazy!

Posted at 3:50PM on Jan 15th 2008 by not a fan, but

44. I saw the show last night and thought, Victoria's hair, bad dress, bad make-up and quite frankly, she came across as having no sense of humor or personality and as a total bitch. Who say's their kid is magical and an excellent "artist" at the ripe ol age of 2??? Yah. Katie, where did ya go?

Posted at 3:51PM on Jan 15th 2008 by Sandy

45. did anyone notice her scientology handler saying "not that one" just before katie turned around to face the photogs? wonder what it was...maybe a boob shot!?!?

Posted at 3:52PM on Jan 15th 2008 by smr

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