Behold! Newest Scientolodroid Debuts!

David Letterman made television history yesterday when, for the very first time, he welcomed an android as a guest on his show. It did not jump on the chairs.


When the KH-9878 Scientolobot™ arrived, its Sociability Module had not yet been uploaded, and it entered the Ed Sullivan Theater without greeting the waiting press and gawking public. Note its remarkable Wintour-o-Bob Cranial Headgear!

As the KH-9878 was properly configured, it demonstrated remarkable human-like dexterity with an ordinary pen -- not to mention a fetching set of "gams."

Watch the world-premiere demonstration.



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46. TMZ, you are getting boring with this same old Katie Homes = a robut stuff.

Posted at 3:51PM on Jan 15th 2008 by JV

47. Lay off people's religion. That is repulsive. As long as they leave you alone, leave them alone. This isn't Nazi Germany or is that the direction you are going? Whip up hate and intolerance in the ignorant and let's see where it goes?

Posted at 3:57PM on Jan 15th 2008 by cripe

48. Low blow, Harvey Levin. I know you think it's funny to make fun of people, but there's a line you shouldn't cross, and you crossed it with Katie Holmes. Calling her a "robot" and all the assorted "witicisms" you've attempted here is nothing more than you saying you believe a "religion" is illegitimate. I wonder if you'd allow the same thing if one of your bitchy writers took a swipe at the Jewish religion, or called someone who's jewish a "miser" or something similarly disgusting.

I know you've lost so many brain cells, what with your massive coke habit, Harvey, but try to use what little brain you have left & think about what you're doing before you post something stupid like this again...

Posted at 3:57PM on Jan 15th 2008 by Harvey Levin SUCKS

49. the Letterman interview was painful to watch. I had the feeling Letterman was not looking forward to the interview, stalled & had recollections of his bypass, chest pain, like he probably felt while sitting next to her. Would LOVE to know what he was thinking. I found myself too dreading when KH came out. She makes a fool of herself, so awkward, kept asking him the same question back to divert from herself. She has nothing to say anyway.

Does anyone think TC is sabotaging KH by sending her out to humiliate herself, is he getting off on this? Doesn't look like he gives a crap about Suri or his two other children. He stages camcording Suri at the Toy Store to make himself look like a caring family man. What fools!

Posted at 4:06PM on Jan 15th 2008 by emily

50. I really don't understand how Scientology qualifies as a religion. From what I have read about it, it seems more like Science Fiction, space ships, other dimension, ect. I'm not trying to be funny, but how does that qualify as a religion??

Posted at 4:04PM on Jan 15th 2008 by Suzee Q

51. To "Harvey Levin Sucks",

YOU ARE MY NEW HERO!! HAHA. Best comment I've ever read on TMZ!

Posted at 4:08PM on Jan 15th 2008 by Renny

52. Damn! Nicole Kidman must be laughing her ass off and sighing a big relief, knowing she doesn't have to put up with that control-freak, kook ex-husband any more. Poor Katie. She's completely transformed and will never know her true self any more. What a shame.

Posted at 4:29PM on Jan 15th 2008 by Rah-Rah

53. The Chruch doesn't play, they took down Toms recruitment vid already.

http://jeebuschristus.blogspot.com/2008/01/show-me-nutty-tom-loves-being-tologist.html

Posted at 4:26PM on Jan 15th 2008 by NYComedian

54. she is a Victoria Principle look alike who sold her sole for fame and fortune. She is currently in denial, trying to convince herself she did the right thing and made the right decisions. This will be devistating to her if this illusion ever wears off.

Posted at 4:44PM on Jan 15th 2008 by Mrs Knooper

55. Soooo Katie is "excited' about her daughter becoming a "movie star" huh? Hmm.....the kid isn't even in school yet. Nor will that kid ever really go to school either, just like the two children Tom adopted (but are never seen with). If these people are really a family, why are they never seen together?

PLUS, how about Letterman asking Katie if her family ALL WANTS MONEY! ha ha ha ha ha! It's the truth and Dave knows it! Katie is in it for the money. Just like stealing money in her newest movie. Sorry Katie but, I for ONE will NOT go see any Katie Holmes movies. I am burnt out on Miss Holmes. She's a bore! And I hate Tom.

Those here who think Scientology is a religion need to start reading the material. Because you see, THERE IS NO GOD in Scientology! Religions have a God. Scientology does not. It cost around $170,000. to work your way up their money making scheme. Of course it can cost more.....as they will send you through class after class to take your money. And claiming "your the one" with the problem. They should tax that crazy "church". Many many thousands never even finish it.

Regardless, Katie's only words are "excited", "amazing", "magical". Yeech! Any of you ever here your spouses talk that way? Now Miss Holmes has had plastic surgery, and stands like Posh with her legs spread out like an A. However, it doesn't work because Katies legs are not slim, they are HUGE. Well.........I've really come to dislike this particular D list star. Yuck on Katie Holmes. My opinion!


Posted at 4:47PM on Jan 15th 2008 by Ugh!

56. THE TOP OF HER LEGS ON LETTERMAN WERE GIANT AND NOT SHAPELY AT ALL. MORE LIKE A SIDE OF BEEF, EACH ONE ... take a look at her beefy mother and look how thick she is... her face as an adult has lost it's petite prettiness too .. and it will get worse. Sad.

As for Scientology... it is not a religion about God, but can only get a tax deduction bt pretending to be a church of God. It is not !!! It is however a cult !!!

Posted at 6:30PM on Jan 15th 2008 by val

57. The town of Stepford must be soooo proud.
Never again will I ever see anything Katie or Tom do.

Fans make you famous, Fans can make you go away!!!!

Posted at 7:33PM on Jan 15th 2008 by TorontoPerezFan

58. She has become such a freak!!! I feel sorry for Dianne Keaton & Queen Latifah as she's going to hurt their movie like Tom did to Robert Redford & Meryl Streep.

Posted at 5:40PM on Jan 15th 2008 by Gotta be kidding

59. I think she looked younger and better when she had long hair . Now she just looks like a young girl trying to look older and more mature . Thats what her hubby wanted .He even asked for her to call herself Kate not Katie .It is all about how they are percieved . They are both so fake !I think he is creepy !

Posted at 5:51PM on Jan 15th 2008 by jewel

60. on several interviews she seem so rehearsed and careful about what she says including any mention of her child. She dresses like she's forty and acts like she went from twenty somethings to old and boring and it has nothing to do with becoming a parent. Where is her personality it is totally missing and she use to be bubbly now she is a robot. This girl needs a litle meat on her bones she looks like an eating disorder.

Posted at 10:30AM on Jan 16th 2008 by lise

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