Behold! Newest Scientolodroid Debuts!

David Letterman made television history yesterday when, for the very first time, he welcomed an android as a guest on his show. It did not jump on the chairs.


When the KH-9878 Scientolobot™ arrived, its Sociability Module had not yet been uploaded, and it entered the Ed Sullivan Theater without greeting the waiting press and gawking public. Note its remarkable Wintour-o-Bob Cranial Headgear!

As the KH-9878 was properly configured, it demonstrated remarkable human-like dexterity with an ordinary pen -- not to mention a fetching set of "gams."

Watch the world-premiere demonstration.



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61. Scientology is not a religion.............................

Ron Hubbard's interview with Penthouse tells all. His father REALLY believed he was satan, and the chuch thing came to be to protect him from the Governments prying eyes. They have strong ties with Moscow. He also said if anyone tried to leave they would hunt them down blackmail, or set them up to make them look like they committed a crime, etc. Acoording to Jr. this was done to the Mayor of Clearwater Fla. and also top Government officials...... There is much more

http://rickross.com/reference/scientology/scien269.html

Even if Katie wanted to leave she couldn't, because he would take Suri and she would never see her again. Nicole only got away from him because she wouldn't join.

Posted at 9:34PM on Jan 15th 2008 by Buckeye Girl

62. Carry her own Sharpie is a bit much. Couple years ago no one cared for her autograph. Apparently she's still an amateur. Silly wig.

Posted at 9:37PM on Jan 15th 2008 by HH

63. I hope she's a catalyst for change. Thirty year old women used to be adults. However, an entire generation has been brought up looking at childlike, bleached blond, silicone filled, drug addled dingbats on TV and in magazines. Celebrity hasn't always looked that way. Look to the past and see that Katie is taking cues from Grace Kelly and Audrey Hepburn. Katie's look and her manner is sophisticated and classy. It's new, so it can be scary. It'll be okay.

Posted at 10:01PM on Jan 15th 2008 by JL

64. NEWS FLASH !!!!!!!!!!!! SURI CRUISE and L RON HUBBARD.............are having a BABY!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 10:11PM on Jan 15th 2008 by AL GOREs VAGINA

65. I watched Dave try to get something close to a reaction from katie. It was very painful to watch, gone is the cute animated young woman she used to be. She did resemble a stepford wife...no emotion, very controlled responses and she most definitely was coached on this appearance...no questions about TOM allowed

Posted at 10:22PM on Jan 15th 2008 by celebwatcher141

66. I don't think scientology is a religion I think its a cult. But as long as they don't murder anyone or do the mass suicide thing to catch a comet then they should have the right to believe what they want I guess. But I do think Katie is stunning and not sure why she always gets slammed on here.

Posted at 10:30PM on Jan 15th 2008 by ColinFarrelIisHot

67. Who the hell cares? What has she done since marrying Tom Cruise? NOTHING! The press and public swarm her as if she accomplished great things in her life...The woman has yet to even open a hit film. She won't get to that until the 9 year 11 month marriage contract to Tom is completed...then she will get to star in her "Moulin Rouge".

Posted at 10:46PM on Jan 15th 2008 by Hollybull

68. I don't dislike Katie, but she sure seems to have aged a LOT in the last year or so.

Posted at 10:47PM on Jan 15th 2008 by Nani

69.

Avoid the Bigot Bandwagon




Posted at 11:37PM on Jan 15th 2008 by Avoid the Bigot Bandwagon

70. One Word! (FEMBOT)

Posted at 12:21AM on Jan 16th 2008 by THE SOURCE

71. "POOR KATIE HOLMES"?!??!!? i think not, she knew EXACTLY what she was doing marrying him. weird or not, he's one of the most famous people in the world. i can't stand him personally. BUT, BEFORE tom cruise, what was she a "c" list actress??? t.v. star??? he catapulted her into hollywood royalty. so, i wonder just how "dumb" and blindsided she really is????

Posted at 1:28AM on Jan 16th 2008 by k.d.

72. Love and agree with the Stepford wife comment....what has he done to her????? she's plastic like that stupid posh spice, another waste of space.....katie WAS cute and peppy before Tom got ahold of her....I always thought he was weird and not all that attractive but no one agreed with me until the last few years.....I know a psycho when I seez one LOL

Posted at 3:45AM on Jan 16th 2008 by brendaf

73. Wow, she really thinks that she is something special. I guess she forgets that no one but Dawson's Creek fans even knew who she was before Tom Cruise. She is now the sweet little Stepford Wife. As for the person who defended them and said that they are happyand that we should leave them alone, you are crazy. Tom Cruise is the strangest person in Hollyweird and I seriously doubt that he and Katie created Suri by natural means. She may look like him, but all they had to do is extract his little swimmers and fertilize her egg and WHAM....Suri! Next you will think that Michael Jackson's Kids are really his too! Please.....

Posted at 9:53AM on Jan 16th 2008 by bamajules

74. on several interviews she seem so rehearsed and careful about what she says including any mention of her child. She dresses like she's forty and acts like she went from twenty somethings to old and boring and it has nothing to do with becoming a parent. Where is her personality it is totally missing and she use to be bubbly now she is a robot. This girl needs a litle meat on her bones she looks like an eating disorder.

Posted at 10:30AM on Jan 16th 2008 by lise

75. KATIE HOLMES CRUISE PLEASE GET THIS WIG OUT OF UR HAIR...U LOOK SO MUCH BETTER WITHOUT THIS WIG THAT TOM CRUISE IS FORCING YOU TO WEAR... YOU ARE SO UGLY WITH IT.. JUST BE THE ORIGINAL KATIE HOLMES THAT YOU WERE BEFORE U MET YOUR MESS ...CONTROLLING HUSBAND... THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY.... YOU LOOK HORRIBLE.....

Posted at 11:38AM on Jan 16th 2008 by shirlina

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