Behold! Newest Scientolodroid Debuts!

David Letterman made television history yesterday when, for the very first time, he welcomed an android as a guest on his show. It did not jump on the chairs.


When the KH-9878 Scientolobot™ arrived, its Sociability Module had not yet been uploaded, and it entered the Ed Sullivan Theater without greeting the waiting press and gawking public. Note its remarkable Wintour-o-Bob Cranial Headgear!

As the KH-9878 was properly configured, it demonstrated remarkable human-like dexterity with an ordinary pen -- not to mention a fetching set of "gams."

Watch the world-premiere demonstration.



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76. One Word! (FEMBOT)

Posted at 12:21AM on Jan 16th 2008 by THE SOURCE

77. "POOR KATIE HOLMES"?!??!!? i think not, she knew EXACTLY what she was doing marrying him. weird or not, he's one of the most famous people in the world. i can't stand him personally. BUT, BEFORE tom cruise, what was she a "c" list actress??? t.v. star??? he catapulted her into hollywood royalty. so, i wonder just how "dumb" and blindsided she really is????

Posted at 1:28AM on Jan 16th 2008 by k.d.

78. Love and agree with the Stepford wife comment....what has he done to her????? she's plastic like that stupid posh spice, another waste of space.....katie WAS cute and peppy before Tom got ahold of her....I always thought he was weird and not all that attractive but no one agreed with me until the last few years.....I know a psycho when I seez one LOL

Posted at 3:45AM on Jan 16th 2008 by brendaf

79. KATIE HOLMES CRUISE PLEASE GET THIS WIG OUT OF UR HAIR...U LOOK SO MUCH BETTER WITHOUT THIS WIG THAT TOM CRUISE IS FORCING YOU TO WEAR... YOU ARE SO UGLY WITH IT.. JUST BE THE ORIGINAL KATIE HOLMES THAT YOU WERE BEFORE U MET YOUR MESS ...CONTROLLING HUSBAND... THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY.... YOU LOOK HORRIBLE.....

Posted at 11:38AM on Jan 16th 2008 by shirlina

80. I'm all for a celeb having a calm, poised presense but she has taken it a step too far. she really does seem to act like an android or someone sedated almost to unconsiousness.

Posted at 11:43AM on Jan 16th 2008 by kimi

81. RUN KATIE RUN!

Posted at 3:04AM on Jan 17th 2008 by AdaBee

82. Poor Katie, she keeps getting further and further from her Catholic background and more and more famous for doing so. Well that usually happens when you sell your soul to Tom Cruise aka the Anti-Christ . I just hope she's smart enough to realize that she better off without him and that egotistical made up "religion" before it's too late and she becomes more of a slave than a human.

Posted at 12:15PM on Jan 18th 2008 by Kelly

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