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Janice -- My S**t Don't Stink!

1/15/2008 1:05 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

When you're a 74-year-old supermodel, it really helps to have kept yourself limber -- by frequently getting your legs in the air. Behold Jurassic Dickinson, who is able to contort herself into this terrifying form to pull on her pants without requiring the assistance of home health care workers.

Fellow seniors in Miami marveled at her flexibility, until they realized she had fallen asleep in this position. Or died.

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46.

Katerina    

Surely, this is a sign of the End Times.

2472 days ago
47.

Sunny-Chick    

SHE LIKES SMELLIN IT. NO ONE ELSE WILL. ICK. WHEW.

2472 days ago
48.

SUN    

Really, whats the point of this? So old-ass can bend- ahh

2472 days ago
49.

shortee    

Isn't she 54 yrs old????? looks like she is constipated

2472 days ago
50.

Rah-Rah    

Nah-uh! Is she really 74? I would've guess close to 60. But who cares?!!? If she can be that flexible then she's quite youthful in my book.

2472 days ago
51.

Kat Ramone    

Thanks! I think I just went blind...Where's my foam finger???

2472 days ago
52.

shirliana    

gross janice... you have kids come on..... be a better role model for your kids... don't u see already that your son fades from you because he is so embarrassed......

2472 days ago
53.

OCD    



That woman has sooooo many.....issues.

She just ain't right.

2472 days ago
54.

buxxy    

Yo, Jimmy Hoffa isn't missing!! He's IN THERE somewhere..hanging out in Al Capone's vault... You see it's so simple...when he tries to come out she uses the 'Bionic Butt Clench' (seen here)...to keep him from escaping!!

2472 days ago
55.

el polacko    

the next time someone asks "why" a good-looking guy like me is gay, i'll show them this pic.. exhibit A ! hahahaha
(i do love her crazyass though.. she was a hoot on 'red eye' the other night)

2472 days ago
56.

Susan Stacy    

I feel sorry for Britney. K. Feds the bad guy here. He is the one who is making all this happen and giving her
a hard time. His lawyer is running to the Judge every day and asking to keep her kids away etc. He could have
easily cooperated and let her have the kids for 2 hrs etc last thursday. As it is he has taken them away from her.

This is radiculous. The kids want to be with their MOM.

2472 days ago
57.

Merry Christmas    

Hey Janice...what'cha smellin? Tuna, herring, red snapper?

2472 days ago
58.

THE TRUTH IS WITHIN ME BITCHES    

This bitch is RAUNCHY as Hell!!! EEwww, she looks like she smells like funky feet! Gross, keep your legs closed! please!

2472 days ago
59.

Im just sayin    

um, #59 Susan Stacy.....

are you thinking Britney and Kevin are in there somewhere? Although I wouldnt be surprised if they were.... im just sayin....

I think you have the wrong post....

2472 days ago
60.

Daneen    

Did they say 74 years old?

2471 days ago
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