KFC Thinks LC Is One Hot Chick!

Posted Jan 16th 2008 2:43PM by TMZ Staff

KFC hearts Lauren TMZ has learned that Kentucky Fried Chicken wants to throw an all-you-can-eat housewarming party for "Hills" star Lauren Conrad, who recently purchased a new home. Unlike her show, this is for reals!

In an open letter to LC, the chicken chain says they want to welcome Lauren to the new neighborhood, which is "down the street from one of our restaurants," by giving a VIP party for her and her friends. Sorry, Heidi -- only natural breast meat available!

And since LC no longer faux works at Teen Vogue, KFC wants to employ the budding fashion designer to design a retro T-shirt for their Colonel Scholars charity. Finger lickin' good!

No word on if LC will go for Original Recipe or Extra Crispy.

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1. that's finger lickin' crazy

Posted at 5:43PM on Jan 16th 2008 by Adrienne

2. Are KFC's breasts natural too?

Posted at 5:45PM on Jan 16th 2008 by Stacy

3. If she'd like some meat with a bone in it, I can fix her up.

Posted at 5:45PM on Jan 16th 2008 by The Cumblasting Colonel

4. Does KFC have all-natural breast meat too?

Posted at 5:46PM on Jan 16th 2008 by Stacy

5. no cloned yardbird for me ....................

Posted at 6:12PM on Jan 16th 2008 by rondog

6. Why oh why is this cow getting this attention?? The world really is coming to an end

Posted at 6:45PM on Jan 16th 2008 by Isabella

7. Oh, and KFC actully thinks these emaciated whores will touch fried chicken??

Posted at 7:30PM on Jan 16th 2008 by Tori

8. Isabella, if you don't like that she's getting attention, why did you make two different comments within TWO MINUTES? Obsessed much?

Posted at 8:02PM on Jan 16th 2008 by Ruby

9. for reals?

Posted at 8:13PM on Jan 16th 2008 by Tim

10. That's not Lauren Conrad in the picture; that's Lindsay Lohan. As usual, TMZ's 8th grade educated story authors simply made up a story, or purposely put the wrong picture with the story.

TMZ; lying to the american public since 1999...

Posted at 8:26PM on Jan 16th 2008 by TMZ is making it up as usual

11. that is not lindsay dumbass .. that is lc??

Posted at 9:32PM on Jan 16th 2008 by uhh.. dumbass

12. Whoever she is, she looks pretty good.. lol..

Posted at 10:55PM on Jan 16th 2008 by TheJerk

13. Designing for KFC?! What's next for this great force of a woman?! The world, truly, is her oyster. (don't get sick on it, LC)

Posted at 11:52PM on Jan 16th 2008 by Hideous

14. how do you torture chicken? i know how to choke a chicken, but how do you torture one ?

Posted at 1:09AM on Jan 17th 2008 by bob

15. a practically naked body is not very appetizing.

Posted at 3:36AM on Jan 17th 2008 by inou

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