Crazy in Aisle 13

Britney Spears lived up to the lyrics of her new song last night -- "I'm Mrs. Most Likely to Get on TV for slippin' on the streets, when getting the groceries" -- causing mayhem just by picking up a few items at Ralphs grocery store! She was not carted away.


Brit and Adnan were at Ralphs to satisfy Brit's chocolate cravings and to pick up a few mini bottles of wine. They ended up using store employees to aid in their exit -- with the store manager playing valet by picking up their car. Now that's service!

For real, we're not kidding you.



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256. HAS ANYONE WATCHED HER VIDEO "OVERPROTECTED" LATELY?!? SHE CLEARLY NEEDS SOME "TIME-LOVE-JOY-SPACE" FROM ALL THIS CRAP! I'M A MOTHER OF THREE DAUGHTERS AND I FEEL SO BAD FOR BRITNEY...LEAVE HER ALONE AND LET HER CATCH HER BREATH FOR A CHANGE! STAY STRONG BRITNEY, YOU ARE SO LOVED!

Posted at 9:08PM on Jan 16th 2008 by karri

257. Yeah, when did Alli get her degree in mental health? I guess all those 'vitamins' were prescribed for folly. She's just another leech hanging on for what she can get! If her meal ticket goes away, no money for her! And if she's not ill, then she has no excuses and is the WORLD'S BIGGEST BITCH! Believe that!

Posted at 4:30PM on Jan 16th 2008 by I could sympathize, but I don't!

258. Brittney is seeing attention. People magazine has the picture, just because they are looking doesnt mean anything. She has everyone talking doesnt she?

Posted at 4:31PM on Jan 16th 2008 by anoynomous

259. i want to see brit in a BHIRKA................

Posted at 4:40PM on Jan 16th 2008 by rondog

260. 231: I understand your thoughts on bipolar, however you, more than those without it, should know that bipolar manifests in diffent ways in different people. I agree that BPers should be held accountable for difficulties they get into because of their illness. That said, I do not agree that all BPers have the lucidity to know that their actions may be wrong. That's one of the probems with this illness, is that when I'm in the midst of a manic episode, my perception is distorted, and I don't always understand the ramifications of my actions. One thing that happens to me, is that I begin to believe that I have a direct pipeline to God that others do not have. I'm deluded enough to think my relationship to God is unique to just me, and I'm the enlightened one, and that it's my responsibility to try to enlighten those around me. Unfortunately I get frustrated, because they just don't get it, and I go on deeper and deeper into my hallucinations. While YOU may not experience this particular level of detachment from reality, not everyone is affected at the same level as others. I don't think you personally judge the level to which another is affected, particularly in comparing yourself to them. It doesn't work that way.

Posted at 4:44PM on Jan 16th 2008 by Roger S

261. Well if this is true, guess poor Britney will have to give up her crutch of cigarettes, alcohol and drugs unless she wants a very sick and unhealthy baby.

Not saying that she "needs" to have any kids (because she is obviously unfit for the ones she has and doesn't give a crap about them or she'd fight for them) but maybe this is the only way for her to clean up her sorry, pitiful scam of a life and finally see things as they are. You can only live a facade for so long before the blinders fall off. Her day or reckeoning is coming and I for one wish it would hurry the heck up and get here so we can be done with her sorry patoot and move on to some real news beyond the Hollywood trash.

Posted at 5:07PM on Jan 16th 2008 by Army Wife Hooah!

262. 216. He didn't have to go after his children with Shar, Shar takes care of them (unlike Britney) Would he be a good father if he left them with Brit Wit? I think not.

Posted at 1:55PM on Jan 16th 2008 by UnfitBritWit

He did leave them with Brit and didn't try for full custody until his alimony was running out. He was never there when they were married and she had the babies at home while he was out and if she was this way all along why wait to get full custody ?!?!?!

Posted at 2:21PM on Jan 16th 2008 by Anonymous

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Anonymous, that is not true. In fact the day Briteny TEXT Messaged Kevin that she has filed for a divorce within a day or two it was reported Kevin was going to instruct his attorney to file for sole custody of the boys, LONG before he was even given a settlement of any kind.

From the beginning it was reported he had a lot of concerns about the boys staying with her because, among other things, she was drinking vodka and then nursing Jayden.... the house was a filthy mess with dog poop all over, etc... and it is hard to debunk the dog poop claims when she goes to an OK magazine photo shoot and lets her dog poop on the floor and then uses an expensive dress to clean it up.

Posted at 5:28PM on Jan 16th 2008 by Rappy

263. " Someone give her a bottle of Halpirodol or Xanax or something so the bitch can get out of her own misery."
Posted at 9:04AM on Jan 16th 2008 by Mark

Actually, the little narcissist looks downright happy, now that she got those anchors (u know Unfitney, YOUR KIDS) from around her neck. Far as a trip to the grocery, just one more example showing she has no prob hanging around anywhere, except a court hearing -- & her fake fear, was an excuse not to bother with anything important (again, HER KIDS). I'm surprised she didn't slip behind a display, & emerge nekked in a public; then get it on with papboy, right there in the store. Oh wait -- she already did that, in a shop the other day. She proves time & again, all the money in the world can't buy class or decency.

Posted at 6:31PM on Jan 16th 2008 by Judge Judy says GROW UP

264. Roger S. I hope you read this and thanks for the response, but I do still believe that she is aware of what is going on and is actually abusing medications for it. Yes, absolutely, there is no cookie cutter diagnosis, or experience for bp, but considering that everyone has tried to get her help in this and other areas, I simply do not believe that she is willing to accept anything contrary to what she wants. But I do see and understand you point! I do agree with you, but that still does not mitigate her responsibility for how she treats people. After watching her actions, I do not believe that she is always having outbursts and believe that she does indeed have many lucid moments and thoughts. She is shielding herself from this reality and others like Adnan are just enabling her to do so. I would also like to say that I am type 2 and she is type 1- the more serious kind, but that is just a guess, but it is one that my therapist shares. And she has bp as well, so she really does have a clue about things. I think that her arrogance and narcissism are just as big of problems. Anyway, I wish you well on your travels through life as you seem to be a more empathetic person than I probably am- and that's being honest. Yes, I sympathize with much that you say, but I simply can no longer sympathize with Britney! She won't listen to anyone but yes-men types and if it does her harm, then it is on her. Peace and thanks.

Posted at 6:44PM on Jan 16th 2008 by I could sympathize, but I don't!

265. Photos Appear to Show Britney Spears Shopping for Pregnancy Test

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,323271,00.html

New photos appear to show Britney Spears shopping for a pregnancy test Tuesday at a California Rite Aid store.

The photos purportedly show Spears, 26, and her 35-year-old photographer boyfriend Adnan Ghalib at the Studio City store together, and Spears scanning the shelves of pregnancy tests. (The photos were released by Ghalib's own photo agency, FinalPixx, and posted on People magazine's Web site.)

Spears is currently fighting to regain visitation rights to see her two sons with ex-husband Kevin Federline, Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1.

The former princess of pop stirs up controversy wherever she goes lately. On Sunday, Spears grabbed dresses from the racks at the Betsey Johnson store at Westfield Fashion Square in Sherman Oaks and disappeared into a dressing room with Ghalib, Life and Style magazine reported.

Moments later, she came out completely naked.

"I was blown away. Britney's private parts were right in front of me!" a store employee told Life & Style. "I grabbed a dress to cover her, and she screamed, 'Get away from me! Don't you [bleep]ing come near me!' ... Then she disappeared in the dressing room with Adnan for 45 minutes. They were making weird noises. It was disgusting."

When Britney and Adnan emerged, "I couldn't understand a word she was saying. She was slurring and spitting and talking with a British accent," said the employee. "Her face was covered with cold sores and acne, and her scalp was patchy. I wanted to help her, but she was so mean that I left her alone. Then she muttered, '[bleep] you!' and left the store."

A Superior Court commissioner decided Monday to keep in effect an earlier order suspending Spears' right to visit her two sons and keeping them in Federline's custody.

The ruling by Commissioner Scott Gordon came after a full day of testimony on a bizarre incident earlier this month in which police had Spears taken to a hospital after a standoff in her home when she refused to return the children to Federline's bodyguard after a visit.

Gordon scheduled another hearing for Feb. 19.

Spears came to the courthouse briefly during the afternoon but never went inside. Instead, she left in a swarm of paparazzi.

Federline's attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan, told reporters that after hearing all the testimony the commissioner decided to leave his Jan. 4 emergency order in place.

"The word victory is not something Mr. Federline or his counsel would ascribe to this. There is no joy. This is a grave situation for all," Kaplan said.

He said that although Federline thought the ruling was correct, "his goal, his hope for the future is at some point he will be able to parent the children with the participation of their mother."

Gordon scheduled Monday's hearing at the same time he issued a Jan. 4 order suspending Spears' monitored visits with her sons and giving full legal and physical custody to Federline, who previously had temporary custody.

Gordon issued that order the day after police were called to Spears' home when she refused to return the children to Federline after a monitored visit and officers had paramedics haul the pop star off to a hospital for undisclosed reasons. She was released after a day and a half in Cedars-Sinai Medical Center.

The Associated Press contributed to this report.

Posted at 11:14PM on Jan 16th 2008 by Yucko

266. She was seen shopping for a pregnancy test!!! OMG

Posted at 11:46PM on Jan 16th 2008 by mommyof4

267. If this skank is not pregnant yet.............she will be pregnant very soon. Her kids are replaceable....she'll just pop a few more with this bozo. And then when he takes custody of them...she will be whining because he is making millions off of her via child custody.

I wish the paps would just leave her alone for 6 months. She would have a nervous breakdown within a few days from lack of media attention. To me....she makes Anna Nicole look sane....and that ain't easy to do.

Posted at 11:58PM on Jan 16th 2008 by midwest

268. Its so sad...... really, See Money isnt all .. Its like she is lost on earth..... and has no where to go and no one to turn too. SAD

Posted at 12:59AM on Jan 17th 2008 by NanciT

269. Not sure if anyone knows but Adnan Ghalib has 3 myspace accounts.

he was on myspace 1-14-08


Posted at 3:10AM on Jan 17th 2008 by Adnan Ghalib Has 3 Myspace Accounts

270. Les rochers Ferrerro OK, mais ce vin Zinfadel, c'est de la piquette... Parole d'une frenchie

Posted at 1:52PM on Jan 17th 2008 by sylvia

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