AP to Britney: We Have Your Obit Ready to Go!

Britney SpearsBritney Spears hasn't died, but the Associated Press has an obituary already written, should something happen to the "at-risk" former pop star.

TMZ spoke to AP Entertainment Editor Jesse Washington who confirmed the news. Washington told Us Weekly, "We would never wish any type of misfortune on anybody and hope that we would never have to use it until 50 years from now, but if something were to happen, we would have to be prepared."

It is not uncommon for news organizations like AP to have obituaries prepared for high-profile people -- the unusual thing is that they're usually prepped for the very sick or aged.





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226. people wonder why shes not getting better?

Posted at 4:55AM on Jan 19th 2008 by CARETER

227. kevin took her life and her kids... she need to be strong mother for two angel son. god will give her life around where she was before . i ll be pray for her amen!

Posted at 9:50AM on Jan 20th 2008 by dimples

228. That's horrible. who do these people think they are. Their setting her up to fail. If they would stop with all the crap she could try to get back on track, but doing and saying things like this is only going to feed her depression. They should all be ashamed of themselves. This is a sick world.

Posted at 1:25PM on Jan 19th 2008 by Sarah

229. She is a Crack Whore.... What can I say... A crack hoe life expectancy is what 25 years..... You just don't hear about them dieing because no one cares... It's called natural slection....

Posted at 2:34AM on Jan 20th 2008 by Dave

230. Pretty much every wire service does this, but it's unusual in a case like this. Usually it's for terminally ill celebs, or real old guys. But the shrinks have already said that suicide a is real possibility here, because she refuses to get help.

Posted at 12:07AM on Jan 21st 2008 by Brentwood

231. The AP disgusts me. Lay off!!

Posted at 1:28PM on Jan 20th 2008 by cinda

232. Sure, have an obit ready, but to ANNOUNCE it? Tacky, rude, needlessly cruel. I'm disgusted.

Posted at 1:54PM on Jan 20th 2008 by Dismayed

233. What is wrong with everyone. The Associated Press should be sued! What a bunch of idiots! And for the person on the comment page " Die britney die" , you should take your own advice or go to church! I have never heard, read and seen more crap in my life. It is time for people to move on. Britney needs to get help, save herself and start over. She is a beautiful person and needs to take care of herself and just let the rest go! If people would let it go, maybe she could do this. She needs to be left alone so that she can heal and be there for her children. That's all everyone should want for her, and nothing else. I pray for her everyday!

Posted at 2:45PM on Jan 20th 2008 by doesn't matter

234. I Personally believe that Britt is at a wrecking point in her life,BUT it is no ones business. People should be allowed to have the career that they love and not have the media all up in their business every second of their life. Im not at all agreeing with her lifestyle!! but who are we to judge that....no one likes to be judged period. Do You realize how many people are suicidal, unfit parents, druggies, and yet no one the media doesnt care. I just think that people need to stop believing everything they see and here and I think people need to get a life.

Posted at 11:04AM on Jan 21st 2008 by mt

235. Brittany may die? Wow if she does hopefully she will reach heaven. Thats sad but all the trouble she has it may be best.

Posted at 5:58PM on Jan 20th 2008 by Selena

236. wow...jus b/c britney spears is crzy doesn't mean dat they shud already have an obituary written for her. I mean come on!!! on the other hand, it is nice to be prepared. i guess i'm fifty fifty on the thing.

Posted at 8:54PM on Jan 20th 2008 by abby

237. I JUST THINK THAT THERE IS MORE IMPORTANT THINGS THAT WE NEED TO WORRY ABOUT. I REALLY DON'T CARE FOR BRITNEY, BUT JUST LET HER BE. THERE ARE CHILDREN THAT DON'T HAVE HEALTH INSURANCE THAT KINDA BEATS BRITNEY ANYDAY..

Posted at 9:31PM on Jan 20th 2008 by sag1062

238. that's just disgusting. it's for reasons like this that i'm losing faith in humanity.

Posted at 5:14PM on Feb 5th 2008 by jen

239. Was the purpose of posting this 'story' to thrill your readers or to literally hammer the last nail into this woman's coffin?
She is a meal ticket for sites like this. If she does pass away, who will you hound to death next? Shame on you all.

Posted at 6:10AM on Jan 22nd 2008 by Sarah

240. If she goes I'm sure we will still have to suffer neverending stories about another pop star's life gone so wrong. . .and Amy, I'm not sure the AP cares that they've lost the respect of someone who exhibits poor spelling and grammar. Try "a lot" next time just for starters.

Posted at 8:54AM on Jan 22nd 2008 by Ed

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